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JOSEFF C

@JoseffCookz

I tweet a lot of absolute shit …and make oontz oontz music

 A Discotheque Near U
Joined April 2019
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made a front cover for my black british archives playlist and i spilled so hard
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Owain 🦂 (@welsh_pain) profile picture
Owain 🦂@welsh_painOct 19
Zoë bread cultural victory
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 19
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced changes to car parking fines - Drivers will have a 5-minute grace period to decide whether to park and 10 minutes to leave after a parking session ends - A £20 maximum charge on appeal for minor mistakes, such as entering the wrong number plate or not displaying a permit - Charges will also be cancelled on appeal for breakdowns, medical emergencies or broken ticket machines - The £100 cap on charges will remain - The rules will come into force as soon as possible and operators that break them will lose access to DVLA data
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a child’s torso was found in the thames and named ‘adam’ by police
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ivan pussypalmer (@theantlerqueef) profile pictureivan pussypalmer@theantlerqueefOct 5
what else happened in september 2001 that gets overshadowed by 9/11?? you guys ever wonder that
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•@angelicsdollsOct 1
lydia 🌱 (@lydialoooks) profile picturelydia 🌱@lydialoooksOct 1
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!!!!!
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they casually dropped one of the greatest pop songs of all time and never officially released it 😭
culture (@notgwendalupe) profile pictureculture
@notgwendalupeSep 30
16 years ago, Spencer had a pranking spree in "iCarly"
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Sydd (@SyddRELOADED) profile picture
Sydd@SyddRELOADEDSep 26
It derives from the Jamaican words rahtid and (sometimes) rarse. It’s a versatile Jamaican Patois Exclamation that means "wow," "damn," or "oh my god". And in some regions like the Midlands it also means “really”. It’s British Jamaican culture.
Pᥫ᭡ (@prxncia) profile picturePᥫ᭡@prxnciaSep 25
Why do UK boys say rahhhh like are you a dinosaur??
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Streaming really got ride of the the UK having its own distinct pop music scene… Where you didn’t need to go to the U.S. as your base. And it’s a shame… because a lot of the current acts we have could benefit from a supportive national industry.
Danijel (@danijel_444) profile pictureDanijel@danijel_444Sep 13
Back in the day UK had some really good pop
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LOOOOOOOOOOL true tho big up marj
Téz ☆ (@tezillionaire) profile pictureTéz ☆@tezillionaireSep 7
It’s a privilege to still live at home in London. I’m arguing with my blood brother about dishes, not some rando that could stab me in the neck for finishing the Fairy
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this is frying me man
♡ ℝ𝕚𝕔𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕖 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕟. (@ChantzAfia) profile picture♡ ℝ𝕚𝕔𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕖 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕟.@ChantzAfiaSep 8
“Abeg this bombaclart finna be lit bruv”
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best horror show in existence
ʀᴀᴍ (@ramdevkar07) profile pictureʀᴀᴍ
@ramdevkar07Sep 6
Why are you crying, its just a scene! The scene:💔
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justin (@harbordelsol) profile picture
justin@harbordelsolSep 7
The first British Kpop song
Twister (1996) Stan Account (@boydsucks) profile pictureTwister (1996) Stan Account@boydsucksSep 6
The first American KPop song
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@bigguccicraigySep 5
this tweet changed the course of history
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this is as the best outcome of that conversation tbh 😭
. (@S0ND0N) profile picture.@S0ND0NSep 4
My co worker: don’t you think our boss is weird and stand-offish Me: no tbh she’s just jamaican. Her the next day: omg I told her to her face that she’s weird and stand-offish and her response was “thats just my demeanor I’m jamaican” you were right
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he’s so messy looooooooool they’re gonna rinse her
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nico 🏁@bombdiggy__Sep 2
Attacked at Liverpool Street while waiting for the Central Line platform at 10:51pm. Do you realise how completely irrelevant Liverpool Street Station is to Notting Hill?
LBC (@LBC) profile pictureLBC
@LBCSep 2
Man, 32, dies after being attacked in London while travelling back from Carnival lbc.co.uk/article/man-32-die…
Man, 32, dies after being attacked in London while travelling back from Carnival | LBC

Man, 32, dies after being attacked in London while travelling back from Carnival | LBC

A man has died after being attacked at a Tube station in London while making his way back home from Notting Hill Carnival.

lbc.co.uk
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I respect religion (as a personal belief) but I don't respect religion (as a structural sociopolitical institution)
Joanne🎀🫃🏿 (@Msjoanneeee) profile pictureJoanne🎀🫃🏿@MsjoanneeeeSep 1
Some of you need to learn to respect people's religion.
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Any Brit running this gimmick in the big 26 is a loser and probably intellectually challenged btw
Jen (@Jen_jen_jen_123) profile pictureJen@Jen_jen_jen_123Aug 30
Black Brits are still obsessed with Black Americans being Americans
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it’s been hilarious winding #themlot up such a delicate pathetic bunch lol
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is the garage track in the room with us?
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNewsSep 1
Noughties garage track named TikTok's UK song of the summer bbc.in/4x4QNJg
Kyla's Do You Mind named TikTok's UK song of the summer

Kyla's Do You Mind named TikTok's UK song of the summer

Kyla's 2008 track Do You Mind gained worldwide recognition in 2016 when rapper Drake sampled it on One Dance.

bbc.com
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you sound scared. you should be. this is only the beginning. soon every settlement in the country will have carnival, magnums and morleys. after london we’re moving onto places who haven’t spiced up their gene pool since the vikings invaded. carlisle, watch out.
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cameraman is real af for that shot
Greg McKenzie (@GregMcX1) profile pictureGreg McKenzie
@GregMcX1Aug 30
Me trying to deliver a serious PTC. Carnival had other plans 😂 #Nottinghill #nottinghillcarnival
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