I tweet a lot of absolute shit …and make oontz oontz music
A Discotheque Near U
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JOSEFF C retweeted
Zoë bread cultural victory
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham has announced changes to car parking fines
- Drivers will have a 5-minute grace period to decide whether to park and 10 minutes to leave after a parking session ends
- A £20 maximum charge on appeal for minor mistakes, such as entering the wrong number plate or not displaying a permit
- Charges will also be cancelled on appeal for breakdowns, medical emergencies or broken ticket machines
- The £100 cap on charges will remain
- The rules will come into force as soon as possible and operators that break them will lose access to DVLA data
JOSEFF C retweeted
they casually dropped one of the greatest pop songs of all time and never officially released it 😭
JOSEFF C retweeted
It derives from the Jamaican words rahtid and (sometimes) rarse. It’s a versatile Jamaican Patois Exclamation that means "wow," "damn," or "oh my god".
And in some regions like the Midlands it also means “really”.
It’s British Jamaican culture.
JOSEFF C retweeted
Streaming really got ride of the the UK having its own distinct pop music scene… Where you didn’t need to go to the U.S. as your base.
And it’s a shame… because a lot of the current acts we have could benefit from a supportive national industry.
JOSEFF C retweeted
Attacked at Liverpool Street while waiting for the Central Line platform at 10:51pm. Do you realise how completely irrelevant Liverpool Street Station is to Notting Hill?
Man, 32, dies after being attacked in London while travelling back from Carnival lbc.co.uk/article/man-32-die…
JOSEFF C retweeted
I respect religion (as a personal belief) but I don't respect religion (as a structural sociopolitical institution)
JOSEFF C retweeted
but uk funky clears everything you mentioned so your terrible opinions are wrong once again
JOSEFF C retweeted
Every 5–6 business days, them high-fructose corn syrup lot come out to pretend London, a city more diverse than NYC, has no good cuisine. If you can’t find good food to eat in London, that’s a skill issue on your part.
JOSEFF C retweeted
There’s a good explanation for this. It’s the death of monoculture. Songs used to be unavoidable because we were all consuming the same media like radio, tv performances, award shows etc so even if you weren’t a fan you’d still know most of the songs on the charts…
JOSEFF C retweeted
I know the person behind this account definitely can’t pronounce the last three words correctly
JOSEFF C retweeted
the worst, most unbearable 37 degree day this summer was better than any day between halloween and easter will be
JOSEFF C retweeted
Just a reminder that wherever homo sapiens has retained hair, the hair serves a functional purpose. Underarm and groin hair protects sensitive areas from friction, preventing chafing and other damage. Eyebrows and eyelashes prevent sweat and dirt from entering the eyes. The hair on our heads serves as a cushioned helmet (try hitting your head on something with a shaved head). The beard protects our faces from scratches and other harm during conflict. There are also signaling purposes (thick hair signals health, thick beard signals sexual maturity, etc.), pheromone purposes, etc.
Brazilian wax client claims hair removal down there comes with embarrassing side effect: 'The thing nobody tells you' trib.al/UOonAz8
