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Founders: We're going to write the Bill of Rights so that no one will ever be dumb enough to misunderstand it.
Left: Challenge accepted.
Eric Spencer retweeted
Use the time change to your advantage; set your clocks forward one hour tonight.
That gives you 2 extra hours to egg the houses that didn't give your kid good candy.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Idiot: MY CHOICE WAS A BETTER CANDIDATE AND WOULD BE RUNNING AWAY WITH THE ELECTION
Me: Did he/she win the primary?
Idiot:
Idiot:
Idiot: ...no
Me: Right. Then he/she was not the better candidate
Look, you can argue about how someone appeals to middle of the road voters until you're blue in the face but if your candidate cannot win his/her primary, they are NOT the better candidate. Losing kind if disproves your theory
Nothing pisses the Left off more than when you don't live up to the caricature of you that they hallucinated.
Eric Spencer retweeted
I love the “13 circuits, 13 justices” line, because if they believed it they’d want it done right now by the Republican president and Senate.
Kamala Harris at the NAACP “We the People” event at Elizabeth Baptist Church in Atlanta:
“We need to expand the Supreme Court.”
“We have 13 circuit courts. There should be 13 justices.”
“We need to revisit the electoral college.”
They’re going to stack the court and rig the game, and they’re not hiding the ball.
"I'm not a Nazi. I just have pictures of Nazis on my phone and hear Nazi dog whistles everywhere and support the party that nominated an actual Nazi."
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
I mean, he's a Democrat, so there's all the Nazi policy stuff.
Plus the Nazi tattoo.
And he calls his penis "Mein Führer."
But yeah... definitely not a Nazi. But the autist who put his hand in the air awkwardly one time is totally a Nazi.
You sound really smart and not at irreparably brain damaged.
I won't rule out the possibility that the number is negative. I suppose ending USAID could have saved some lives.
Good catch.
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No, but this is yours. Also, that's not a Nazi salute, but this is a Nazi tattoo.
Sit your mein kampf ass down.
The difference is that Trump never said he was going to turn America into Nazi Germany.
The Democrats have very clearly, and repeatedly, articulated their plans to do everything Elon said.
Eric Spencer retweeted
I want nothing more than to believe this. Alas, I was conscious from 2008-2016.
Eric Spencer retweeted
I'm not a cop or anything but ending a life without telling them & getting consent seems kinda murdery
Eric Spencer retweeted
What's funny about MAGA isn't that they step on their dick. It's that they step on their dick then look you in the eye and go "yeah, I stepped on my dick, cuck. We're the hardcore dick steppers. No one dick steps like us and that's why you lose."
Axios: Ad backfiring on Vivek Ramaswamy, GOP poll finds
New private Republican polling shows Vivek Ramaswamy falling 8 points behind Amy Acton in Ohio's governor's race.
axios.com/2026/10/28/gop-pol…
