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Eric Spencer retweeted
Use the time change to your advantage; set your clocks forward one hour tonight.
That gives you 2 extra hours to egg the houses that didn't give your kid good candy.
Eric Spencer retweeted
Eric Spencer retweeted
Idiot: MY CHOICE WAS A BETTER CANDIDATE AND WOULD BE RUNNING AWAY WITH THE ELECTION
Me: Did he/she win the primary?
Idiot:
Idiot:
Idiot: ...no
Me: Right. Then he/she was not the better candidate
Look, you can argue about how someone appeals to middle of the road voters until you're blue in the face but if your candidate cannot win his/her primary, they are NOT the better candidate. Losing kind if disproves your theory
Eric Spencer retweeted
I love the “13 circuits, 13 justices” line, because if they believed it they’d want it done right now by the Republican president and Senate.
Kamala Harris at the NAACP “We the People” event at Elizabeth Baptist Church in Atlanta:
“We need to expand the Supreme Court.”
“We have 13 circuit courts. There should be 13 justices.”
“We need to revisit the electoral college.”
They’re going to stack the court and rig the game, and they’re not hiding the ball.
Eric Spencer retweeted
I want nothing more than to believe this. Alas, I was conscious from 2008-2016.
Eric Spencer retweeted
I'm not a cop or anything but ending a life without telling them & getting consent seems kinda murdery
Eric Spencer retweeted
What's funny about MAGA isn't that they step on their dick. It's that they step on their dick then look you in the eye and go "yeah, I stepped on my dick, cuck. We're the hardcore dick steppers. No one dick steps like us and that's why you lose."
Axios: Ad backfiring on Vivek Ramaswamy, GOP poll finds
New private Republican polling shows Vivek Ramaswamy falling 8 points behind Amy Acton in Ohio's governor's race.
axios.com/2026/10/28/gop-pol…
Eric Spencer retweeted
I regret to inform you that The People of TikTok are trying to Cancel Freddy Krueger because, get this, he’s a horrible and violent person.
Eric Spencer retweeted
Does Kelly Clarkson have an alibi
Metal bird sculpture stolen from art exhibition bbc.in/4ibSlM0
Eric Spencer retweeted
Kamala Harris is Sarah Palin without the governing experience. You could never see it because her rambling never became the subject recurring SNL skits.
Kamala attempts to articulate the value of talking to children.
It doesn't go well:
"I mean, if you have the chance in whatever your, you know, your circle of life to just, you know, talk to like an eight year old, that's one of the best things, you know, someone who just has that twinkle."
"It hasn't been, you know, they haven't they they have the twinkle. They believe in, in all. And they're curious and - Oh, that gives me joy just because, you know, there is something I think about, looking at children to remind us of our natural nature, who we actually it is our nature, our - There is something about that."
This was said at a 'reproductive rights' event. The irony here is next level.
She somehow keeps managing to get worse at this.
Eric Spencer retweeted
I WANT a city on Mars. Then I want to relocate all leftists to that city.
