@JustNotTheSam

I'm the world's most interesting pension administrator.

 Chicago
Joined March 2013
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Someday as a bit I will bench 420 pounds.
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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Big Ten headquarters is in the suburbs of Chicago. New York getting taken over by the Big Ten is actually Chicago influence expanding.
Will McKelvey
@Will_McKelveyOct 25
The Big Ten-ification of NYC is a direct result of Chicago’s shrinking cultural and economic influence
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Jimmy retweeted
Relax
@iamRELAXAug 22
Lmao we drafted a Hall of fame kicker
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He doesn't stand a chance in 2028
NewsWire
@NewsWire_USOct 25
VANCE CONTINUES TO WEAKEN, NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER SAYS
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Kyler Gordon had 3 more sacks on Penix than the entire 49ers defense
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Vikings are intentionally going to lose to the Colts so the Bears can't trade for DeForest Buckner. 8D chess.
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It’s been 20,489 days since Illinois last beat Oregon in football
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RIP grandma
Actual Names@ActualNames1Oct 24
Elephant Dick United States, Census, 1920
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Anthony Richardson today-
CHGO Bears
@CHGO_BearsOct 23
“It was fun but illegal, I guess”🤣 Joe Thuney on forward handoff play:
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Here's a tight window throw
Ben Volin@BenVolinOct 23
Zero tight window throws for Caleb Williams. Bears WRs were running wide open all night
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FQMedia
@fqmedia_Oct 21
Patriots +3 might be the easiest bet of the NFL season. We’ve cashed 10 of our last 11 guarantees, and we’re not slowing down anytime soon. I might be the biggest Caleb Williams believer on the planet, but even I can admit this is an absolute nightmare spot for Chicago. You’re giving me a full field goal with New England? Against a Chicago team in a terrible spot? I’ll take that every single time. New England has a 0% chance of not covering. Yes. Zero percent. Patriots +3. See you at the window.
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Somehow these guys have the second best super bowl odds in the NFC
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 22
Rams WR Puka Nacua left practice early today due to a calf injury.
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The bears and Caleb Williams getting embarrassed tonight
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Pats Buzz
@PatsBuzzOct 22
Tonight, Drake Maye will show why he’s the undisputed best QB in the 2024 draft.
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The implication here is that a day of work is worth $667 per worker. That's $173,000 per year.
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruOct 20
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 GTA 6 could cost the US economy $1 billion in a single day as up to 1.5 million Americans are expected to take the day off to play.
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I don't like cheering for the cowboys but I don't have a better option tonight
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Cardinals LB Mack Wilson Sr. is unfazed by the Rams and their off-season moves.
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Good to see Caleb Williams Back! Now when they get trashed by ATL there will be no excuses!
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MBL
@BuschMVPOct 16
WHERE YOU AT BREWERS FANS?? YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SILENT ALL OF A SUDDEN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣🤡😂🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤡🤣
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Brewers fans made a lot of noise when they advanced to the World Series after sweeping the Dodgers espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
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