@JustNotTheSam

I'm the world's most interesting pension administrator.

 Chicago
Joined March 2013
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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Relax
@iamRELAXAug 22
Lmao we drafted a Hall of fame kicker
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It’s been 20,489 days since Illinois last beat Oregon in football
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FQMedia
@fqmedia_Oct 21
Patriots +3 might be the easiest bet of the NFL season. We’ve cashed 10 of our last 11 guarantees, and we’re not slowing down anytime soon. I might be the biggest Caleb Williams believer on the planet, but even I can admit this is an absolute nightmare spot for Chicago. You’re giving me a full field goal with New England? Against a Chicago team in a terrible spot? I’ll take that every single time. New England has a 0% chance of not covering. Yes. Zero percent. Patriots +3. See you at the window.
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The bears and Caleb Williams getting embarrassed tonight
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Pats Buzz
@PatsBuzzOct 22
Tonight, Drake Maye will show why he’s the undisputed best QB in the 2024 draft.
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Cardinals LB Mack Wilson Sr. is unfazed by the Rams and their off-season moves.
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Good to see Caleb Williams Back! Now when they get trashed by ATL there will be no excuses!
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MBL
@BuschMVPOct 16
WHERE YOU AT BREWERS FANS?? YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SILENT ALL OF A SUDDEN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣🤡😂🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤡🤣
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Brewers fans made a lot of noise when they advanced to the World Series after sweeping the Dodgers espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
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@slimernowSep 28
Atleast i get to watch the Bears get belt on MNF
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Can the Packers pull off a blowout win against Atlanta? @haha_cd6, @kuhnj30, and @RyanWingFOX11 discuss.
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I’ve never seen a QB this hyped walking down a tunnel… Feels like Bryce Underwood is about to go WILD
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MILO
@Nero25 Sep 2025
These are the people performatively weeping and crying on CBS News as ICE drags them off to be deported and your mom and sister are choked up and saying shit like maybe we could have an amnesty
Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok25 Sep 2025
U.S. and Mexican authorities just arrested baby trafficking ringleader, La Diabla. She ran a network to lure pregnant women to remote locations, perform C-sections, harvest the organs from the mothers’ bodies, and sell the babies to couples in the U.S. MONSTER
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No War With Iran. Get our troops out of Iraq and Syria now. tulsi.to/no-war #IranAttack #NoWarWithIran
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Fan on the field! Evades security, #Patriots WR Kyle Williams chases
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He’s going to get someone FIRED lol
Covers.com Football
@Covers_Football26 Mar 2024
J.J. McCarthy's odds to go 2nd overall in the NFL draft have moved from +2500 to +400😲
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Replying to @MattWalshBlog
Not a single Epstein client has been prosecuted. Not even one.
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After watching Cignetti in a playoff game for 3 hours, are people still unsure if Belichick will succeed in college football?
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Ben Brust@BenBrustJan 11
All week from Bears fans “Caleb Williams is better than Jordan Love” Crawl back in your holes… #packers
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