True story.

Holy shit

Is the "woodchipper" comment a reference to murder? We sincerely hope that's not what you're advocating.

We were supposed to vote early today but my sister decided she doesn't want to, so now we're going tomorrow on my birthday. Also she's taking me to the grocery store tomorrow to save me the delivery and tip costs, but I hate grocery shopping with her so much, lol. BIrthday fun!

"Whoops"

Back injury is a bitch.

Reminder that the real villain in Ghosbusters is the EPA.

Would that technically be the first Epstein arrest? Asking for a friend.

I am a Russian bot

Please dont quote him... I don't need idiots on my timeline this early.

Sometimes I get Thanos and Theranos mixed up

Scan of a page from Erwin Schrödinger's notebook, ca 1910. (Source: Zentralbibliothek für Physik, Vienna)

Warned you. Never buy a first revision of a very different design.

Finally getting some spread. I need some non libertarians to test this model.

All my friends and all my lovers are... dead Some from cheap narcotics and others from... lead The filthy rich and the dirt-dirt poor Are all the same when they can't take no more 'Cause all my friends and all my lovers are... dead

These people are mental midgets seeking approval and attention. We should all call them out for what they really are: retards.