MFA Fiction Candidate @ UC Irvine // Writer/Narrative Designer: Apex Legends, Overwatch, SUPERVIVE (rip), etc.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined September 2010
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Justin Groot retweeted
So, apparently, killing the old king doesn't make you the new king. You actually have to kill way more guys than that. But they don't tell you that beforehand. So you can kill the king and think everyone's gonna be cool about it, but then you actually end up in a lot of trouble.
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I knew the stock market would finally crash. This is why I’ve been in cash since 2005
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The unintentional dystopian beauty of oil rigs
1. Brage oil field, located in the North Sea 120 km northwest of the city of Bergen. [Photo by David Hecker]
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*IRAN DEAL WILL INCLUDE 1 (ONE) FREE DOUBLE GULP AT PARTICIPATING 7/11 LOCATIONS: WSJ
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Every weekend half my feed expects a sudden breakthrough in US-Iran negotiations and the other half expects a sharp resumption of bombings.
Of course, the most likely outcome is that absolutely nothing changes and we do this again next week, down another ~100 million barrels in global stocks.
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"unfortunately," mumbles the game theorist, refusing to meet your gaze "our state of the art models for Madman Theory did not anticipate a scenario where the madman was an incredibly stupid giant baby"
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In these days of sorrow, fear, and unwavering hope in God, I feel closer than ever to the beloved people of Lebanon. The principle of humanity, inscribed in the conscience of every person and recognized in international law, entails a moral obligation to protect the civilian population from the horrific effects of war. I call on the parties in the conflict to declare a ceasefire and urgently seek a peaceful solution.
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Technically, Iran’s planned toll for the Strait of Hormuz is a $2.33 per ton carbon tax heatmap.news/energy/trump-ir…
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jet fuel spikes astronomically -> airline industry death spiral -> massive re-uptake of the road trip as the only viable form of vacation for many -> increases in vehicle autonomic systems + on board processing power + rudimentary AI personality models -> pixar Cars universe
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My most popular Sora video was “an Elaborate regency romance where everyone is wearing a live duck for a hat (each duck is also wearing a hat), a llama plays a flute, prestige drama”
I am not sure why OpenAI has decided their compute has more valuable uses. Really a mystery.
🤖 Made with AI
