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I’m me, I do me, and I chill

Joined September 2011
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2026 NFL GAMBLING THREAD
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The Pats went 18-1 the year before. 11-5 with no playoffs is a massive drop off.
Tom missed the whole ‘08 season and the Pats still went 11-5 lol and they started 3-1 when he was suspended 4 games for deflategate
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Spice is an analogy for Dr. Pepper
What's the coolest Dune theory you've heard?
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One of of favorite parts of the Internet Invitational is when they show Grant Horvat’s Whoop stats and he’s on the verge of having a heart attack
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I always get a laugh out of Kneel acting like him posting a clip of actual talent on an account with millions of followers makes him a skilled worker.
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Peter Griffin is so lucky to live next door to his best friends. I hope he knows that
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Sex gifs
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This is what real biohacking looks like by the way
Charlie Sheen says he relied on Xanax, alcohol and time travel naps just to stay alive on the set of his hit sitcom "I was doing this thing where I was partying, hitting the pipe, either girls or porn or both. I felt like I was time traveling from 1:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m. It felt like 15 minutes, whereas 9:00 to midnight felt normal" "The hours I really needed to settle in and enjoy just vanished. And then someone's banging on my door, 'Dude, you're late, what the f*ck?' And I'm still sideways" "So I'd pop half a Xanax, hit the pillow, and try to meditate with a body just vibrating from crack all night" "Then I'd hit the shower and say, 'I only have to navigate from this shower to the next shower.' That's about 11, 12 hours, just shower to shower" "I get to work and have that midday drop-off. I wasn't hitting the pipe at work, but I needed to keep fuel in the engine, so I started drinking" "People look at sitcoms like, 'Oh, they're having a fun time.' It gets super f*cking complicated"
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WEEK 6: “My money goes in my pocket.” - THIEF (1981)
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Derrick Henry Ladders Rushing Yards 2u 100+ (+286) 1u 110+ (+399) 1u 120+ (+559) Longest Rush 1u 20+ (+200) .6u 25+ (+303) .4u 30+ (+432)
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Just incase Derrick Henry throws from the Wildcat tonight…
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FAT JOE STOVE GOD COOKS JADAKISS REMY MA AROMA (TINY DESK CONCERT) 🔥
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Chipotle has been bad for like 15 years. You’re a legit moron if you still go there.
Sadly put @ChipotleTweets on a PIP today. -under-delivering on meat quantity -overall decrease in burrito quality. -poor attitude in-store Implementing a 90 day action plan with weekly check-ins to hit performance metrics. If targets aren't hit, we seek alternative lunch plans
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Agreed Neily Boy … Hell just the other day I heard of a guy who couldn’t get approved for Raya so he requested a referral from a girl he never met before. Must be the funnest guy ever…
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Smoking weed wit the Bug people
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How horny you gotta to fuck a bitch with one leg
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Underrated being listed below overrated is bothering me
Every A24 movie I've seen, ranked from GOATED to GARBAGE
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Malice on I’m Not You
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Cheeks Acuff 👑
My baby cousin Darius “Cheeks” Acuff Jr dropped 40pts and 8ast playing with 8th graders yesterday. This little dude so much better than me it’s ridiculous 😂me and his dad argue about this but man he’s like a miniature Greg Anthony from Oak Hill. The next Detroit PG. Talk soon.
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The #Bills are releasing safety CJ Gardner-Johnson, per @Schultz_Report.
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