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EiC at Clients From Hell, freelance writer/editor/creator, decent fella. Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Wreckage Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship

Van City
Joined September 2011
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.@WAGE_FEGC I have been uploading an application for three hours, and the portal has been stalling out for minutes at a time. Please extend a slight grace period given the impossibility of uploading on your web infrastructure - the workplan alone took 1.5 hours to upload.
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FYI @SlackHQ our team is having difficulties accessing our channels and sending messages - I keep receiving the error message "message undefined (message missing text)" Looks like this is an extension of an error from yesterday. Hopefully it's fixed soon!
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Hey @ClassicShowbiz - hate to bother you, but I have a question I think you could answer. Why is the opening spot on a comedy show called "bullet"? Ever found an etymology for that in your research? My best guess is "number one with a," but I can't confirm or deny.
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Kyle Carpenter retweeted
January 2022 in a nutshell
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Hey @RetroGameCorps - I followed your awesome guide to using Skraper for my RG351MP, but the theme isn't displaying the box art. The folders are there and the files are scraped, but the detailed view just isn't pulling any art. Any tips?
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Or, barring that, can you direct me to where to find out? PS I did delete "media" from the destination folder title.
Popping into the grocery store for a head of cabbage, I also grabbed a box of triscuits and a bag of fuzzy peaches, both on sale. As the cashier scanned these three items, I said "big dinner plans."
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She stared at me as if to say "what's your game?" My only reassurance that my transformation into my father is not yet complete is that I stone-faced her instead of mugging harder than Will Ferrell in heat.
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Hey Moncton! You should come see me and a bunch of wonderfully funny and diverse joke-tellers crack wise at the Igloo Beverage Room tomorrow. facebook.com/events/93647178…
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The only vaccine side effect that concerns me at this point is people continuing to make 5G jokes about it.
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There were 311 active cases of COVID-19 in Nova Scotia yesterday! I guess you could say that numbers are... youtu.be/lYBIRHi5-o8
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Replying to @KCarCFH @clientsfh
you just woke up and chose violence huh
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Hey @getplayedpod, this seems pertinent to your discussion about whether or not Luigi is awful. It won't make anything more clear, but it should probably be in the discussion.
Saw this on Facebook market and... The bottom half of Luigi's face looks like a bald woman wearing a bra looking down at her stomach.
Saw this on Facebook market and... The bottom half of Luigi's face looks like a bald woman wearing a bra looking down at her stomach.
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I think I finally got it. Canada is... - 5 banks, - 2 telecom monopolies, - 3 oil companies, - 2 grocery barons, - 4 real estate developers, - 3 organized crime syndicates, - 6 political dynasties, and - 2 housing bubbles ... in a trench coat.
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Claire Saffitz is becoming bitter millennial Ina Garten, and I'm here for it. "Food is for sharing," she says, jaw clenched. "There's nothing I love more than serving my friends a beautiful meal." A vein throbs in her porcelain forehead. "Cooking for someone is an act of love."
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Kandy Muse is Drag Race's Poochie, pass it on.
If you live in the HRM and like comedy, there is an extremely exciting announcement coming very soon. Like, mid-month soon. There's a bit of a secret here, but suffice to say it's going to be a great club in a great location from a name you might recognize.
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