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every commercial now is like “are you a piece of shit that doesn’t want to do anything at all and doesn’t care at all about anyone around you? good news, we’ve rebuilt society for you!”
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Listening to podcasts with ads has become such a humiliation ritual. Constant bombardment from big pharma about GLP-1s, Paramount merger emergency pods sponsored by Paramount+, left-leaning sports podcasts with Polymarket ads. The ad-based business model is incredibly cooked
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It’s fun to park really really far away from the store as your passengers yell in protest
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Ever since I was a small boy I knew I wanted to apologise for my delayed reply
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(French DJ voice) I just want to say... To all ugly and dumb people. Stupids... I just want to say to you that YOU. ARE. BEAUTIFUL! (Beat kicks in)
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seeing sean fennessey and amanda dobbins on netflix gives me the same feeling as hearing my cousins mention their other grandparents
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Marty Supreme should have ended with a screen that says “Now YOU 🫵 are Marty Supreme. Will You Pursue Greatness?” with a floating hologram of a paddle you can grab out of the air
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Congratulations to "Community" and "Happy Endings" incidental composer Ludwig Göransson on his fourth and fifth Academy Award nominations, I assume for his work on the "Community" and "Happy Endings" incidental music

























