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REMAIN CALM
Pauly Shore & Gary Falcon’s new thriller is a killer.
important note: DO NOT let a commercial stop the suspense midway
yes it’s that good. so if you can watch it on YouTube premium ad free, do it dude
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Grin Man actor Doug Jones’ dark cinema credits are peerless:
Pan’s Labyrinth- Pale Man
Shape of Water- Amphibian Man
Hellboy- Abe Sapien
Nosferatu- Count Orlok
Star Trek- Captain Saru
Benchwarmers- Number 7 Robot
If you haven’t seen it yet, it’s a must watch.
If you have, check it out again before sending to a friend. These guys earned it.
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𝗻𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗮 𝗿𝗼𝘄 𝗞𝗲𝗻 𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱 @𝗧𝗵𝗲_𝗪𝗼𝗼𝗱𝟵𝟱 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱
≈90% chance to have been drawn once at 57 attempts
≈99% chance to have been drawn once at 113 attempts
let’s change the tides. we are sending good vibes KW’s way so his slip gets picked & 3.5m ppl can see his minute
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Did the Dark Storm haters miss that Dark Storm wasn’t present to hate on?
REMAIN CALM no spoils teaser
Don’t watch this before bed
They gave a sleep paralysis demon life
8.8/10 great work and congrats
I can’t believe it. Thank you so much for the support, you guys. This is awesome. If you haven’t seen the short, check out Remain Calm on my YouTube or @lewis_brothers YouTube. Once again, thank you.
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REMAIN CALM featuring:
Pauly Shore x Nick Swardson x Doug Jones
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Kandyce August posts frequently on IG. comedy, fitness, tour dates type thing
@just_kandyce for more lunch lady laughs
What’s the bucket pull waiting room vibe / atmosphere like at Shakespeare’s when a sign-up not only wastes time but infuriates the panel + audience? Do they ever return that night or sign up again?
We know there’s 100+ comics that have 60 great seconds ready to rock but bad luck happens and imbeciles get picked.
Tim Stiefler’s post Timmy No Breaks make up song is a certified hood classic.
Gangster Grills and Southern Smoke.
Damn son, where’d you find this?
Carrot Top returned to the stage at Luxor in Las Vegas on month after a 72 hour hospital stay
Wish the 2025 Kill Tony Guest of the Year well and a Comedy Mothership return if he feels up to it.
