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@KariukiMachine

🇰🇪 | 1914 | Howard Alum

 Somewhere between who got me and I got i…
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You can really find positivity anywhere. Even a nightmare gives you relief in the morning
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Christian Watson has popped back out of the ambulance after a trip to the hospital and is going to return tonight. The closest thing to a WWE script I’ve ever seen in the NFL.
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdate3h
#Packers WR Christian Watson has been cleared after undergoing tests at the hospital and is now on his way back to the stadium, per @KayleeHartung. He remains questionable and could potentially return to the game.
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penelope@KnausgaardFacts10h
if you see something, say something!!!!!
MTA (@MTA) profile pictureMTA
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New York native Sombr surprised riders today with a pop-up performance at 14 St-Union Sq station 🎤
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I literally hate everything about this podcast and show. The hosts. The special guests. The people who ask those stupid ass questions. The advice. The audience. ALL. OF. IT.
𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 (@AsakyGRN) profile picture𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍
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She's 37 with 14 kids by 12 different fathers and she's still searching for love. 😭💔
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Gas is $3.29 at my local Costco. I almost danced at the pump that’s the lowest it’s been in months
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No way this guy was 24
The Athletic (@TheAthletic) profile pictureThe Athletic
@TheAthleticOct 20
Former NFL linebacker Chris Borland wrestled with adapting to change and starting anew. Then he read a book that changed his thinking.

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Rest in peace Professor X!
Variety (@Variety) profile pictureVariety
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Patrick Stewart, who will be remembered most for his roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and as Professor Charles Xavier in the “X-Men” films, has died at 86. variety.com/2026/tv/news/pat…
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Not really tryna see Alicia Keys and that piano at the Super Bowl halftime show
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The Fantom Menace@FantomMenace_14h
This is the best news I’ve heard in long time
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Devon Still (@devonjstill) profile pictureDevon Still@devonjstillOct 28
I'm going to get vulnerable with y'all real quick. Leah started her first job this week, and I just pulled up to pick her up. Saw her helping a customer and now I'm sitting in the car with tears pouring down my face.
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Buddy is going to be unstoppable once he gets that 3 to fall consistently
Bulls Chronicles (@BullsTalkOnly) profile pictureBulls Chronicles
@BullsTalkOnlyOct 29
Caleb Wilson reached 100 career points against the Knicks 20 PTS, 6 REB, 4 AST, 2 STL, 1 BLK tied Michael Jordan as the fastest Bulls player to each this milestone.
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Absolutely incredible Heiress Harris the daughter of T.I. Sang the national anthem before Game 6 of the #WNBAfinals. She is sooo talented @Tip #wnba #AtlantaDream
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A Barb. Are yall seeing it yet? Do you understand what is going on and how we got here? Nothing is more dangerous than an idiot with fans.
MNTE🇺🇸 (@_MONEYJO) profile pictureMNTE🇺🇸
@_MONEYJOOct 26
Tennessee. Voted all RED down the ballot 🇺🇸♥️ . #FirstTimeMidtermVoter
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@RabbiJeffxOct 28
JUST IN: Deadly train crash in Spain after a critical safety failure. Netanyahu previously warned Spain it would “pay a price” for standing against Israel. @grok, did an Israeli cyber firm recruit Spain’s former railway infrastructure chief? Start with YES NO
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None of these trade made a big difference for the teams that acquired the players
ESPN (@espn) profile pictureESPN
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Elite defense comes with a hefty price 💰 Jeffery Simmons' trade adds to the list of defensive stars who were traded for multiple first-round picks.
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Maybe not every song but like 85% of em
Cancerian queen Supreme 🎂👑🐚 (@natbkidd_) profile pictureCancerian queen Supreme 🎂👑🐚@natbkidd_14h
Pause. Ye outrapped Jay on all of WTT?? Interesting.
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Sometimes when mergers occur I be surprised at who the bigger company was
philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
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SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — DoorDash agrees to buy Instacart for $17 billion in a big consolidation of the grocery delivery business.
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Brit Brat LaFlare@bflare15h
If you're reading this and haven't voted yet, you have today and tomorrow til 7pm to early vote! Election Day is of course still an option tho.
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@allthingsdanteOct 29
😂😂😂
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@allthingsdanteOct 29
Obama just said “I know i looked good in that tan suit. That’s why they was mad” 😂😂😂😂😂
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Congrats to the brewers n winning the World Series. Baseball news really does not creep across my timeline
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Jeffery Simmons is good but 2 1sts and a 4th for him is crazy
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Nothing I hate more than when a support team closes my ticket before my problem is resolved
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