I Want to marry a wealthy person
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Keda retweeted
Joker se suicidaría en el mismísimo instante en que Peter soltara su primer chascarrillo, porque no podría soportar que un superhéroe con el nombre de Spider-Man fuera más gracioso que él.
Keda retweeted
We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
arkolith.com/news/news-micr…
therepublic.com/?p=843020
governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
Keda retweeted
A cartoonishly corrupt rapist who started a pointless war and tanked the economy, whose closing message was some incomprehensible Alzheimer’s ramble about how he built himself a ballroom while everyone else was starving.
How did he lose??
Keda retweeted
>guy deletes his game library during mental health episodes (they aren't refunded)
>asks if some games can be restored or if he can get a list of what he had
>Steam Support restores everything
If this were any other company I'd imagine they'd maybe get a 20% discount on their next purchase over 50 dollars or something. Thread in reply.
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Me cago en la leche que mamó el burro que tiraba del carro que transportaba los ladrillos con los que construyeron la casa donde se conocieron tus abuelos. A ver cómo traduces eso al inglés sin que se te caiga el monóculo, pedazo de percebe.
Keda retweeted
🧵hey im in some huge trouble rn!! please repost this!!
i might be homeless if can't pay my bills this month!!!
context: my roommates are moving out and the person replacing them flaked last second so while i look for a replacement I'll have to pay twice my rent and utilities
