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"Is there anything more futile than telling a cat what you don't want it to do?" --@JerrySeinfeld – at Los Angeles, CA
Three fucking losers
News: Trump is bringing three football stars — Johnny Manziel, Colt McCoy and Danny Amendola — onto the campaign trail in Texas tomorrow
The play: Turn football fans into midterm voters — especially the young men who helped Trump win in '24
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every time harrison butker misses a field goal a woman becomes an astro physicist
FG attempt is short and the Seahawks maintain their 10-point lead.
KCvsSEA on NBC/Peacock
Stream on @NFLPlus
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Falcons better not get any ideas
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It takes an inordinate amount of wit and charm to best Conan O’Brien in a riff-off. The most an average comedian or host can hope for is not to embarrass themselves trying, which is largely how Kareem Rahma fared in a recent episode of his popular social-media series, Subway Takes. But toward the end of the interview, Rahma and O’Brien were shown up by a stranger named Debbie Shields who just so happened to be commuting on their train.
The 68-year old native New Yorker didn’t know what ‘SubwayTakes’ was, or that she was about to get pulled into a viral improvisational comedy bit. But thanks to a childhood spent performing in church and experience hosting comedy and karaoke nights, she says her instincts kicked in immediately.
This 'SubwayTakes' appearance isn’t even the first time she has been put on the spot by someone with a huge comedy platform.
Shields shares which comedian once pulled her onstage at Barclays Center, how she’s handling her virality, and whether she’d be interested in hosting a show of her own: nymag.visitlink.me/Tr0FRD
Kellen Cox retweeted
best part of watching You Can See Everything in theatres was hearing all the women in the audience groan with disgust the more Billy spoke
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You’ve gotta watch to the end to see this woman drop in and absolutely nail every beat doing improv with Conan. She’s a star
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You Can See Everything is a film that is so shocking and groundbreaking, that it gets you to root for a man showing a woman a video of a comedy sketch
Getting your political commercials watching my cowboys in LA and what the fuck happened to you Texas
It took 4 months, two different medications and $2000 but I finally lost five pounds. Miracle drugs, eh?




























