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All opinions are my own.

Albuquerque, New Mexico
Joined March 2010
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rt the prayer circle : πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― Brewers πŸ•― win Game 5 πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•― πŸ•―
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How well do you do you think I can play #GhostOfTsushimaPC while drunk this holiday weekend?
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Kevin Schram retweeted
i got DOOM running inside Notepad at 60fps
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Record heat is in the forecast through at least Tuesday, how will you be beating the heat? With a cold drink? A pool? A/C? A bathtub fuIl of ice? May we suggest celebrating #NationalIceCreamDay? That's right, every third Sunday of July is National Ice Cream day! #NMwx
20%Ice Cream
58%A/C
14%Pool
7%Bath Tub Fool of Ice
122 votes β€’ Final results
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Replying to @Uber_Support
@Uber_Support we're very dissatisfied with an Uber Eats priority order. The driver picked up our food and stopped at another restaurant for 20 minutes. We asked him what was wrong and he goes "oh I'm just picking up another order". Not sure what we're paying priority for.
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We contacted chat support and they told us they were unable to do anything and disconnected the chat session. I can provide screenshots if that helps.
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folks, it's time... it's time we started talking about how good Prey (2006) was. RT = agree like = never played Prey but sure
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A big shout out to the @OptumRx and @Optum_Support team, I was in a tough spot running out of medicine and they helped me out greatly.
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#IMSA - Preston Henn 1931-2017 racer.com/imsa/item/140113-p… Farewell to a legendary badass and two-time Daytona winner with Porsche.
I remember when he asked to be called Castroneves and said he wondered if Catherine Zeta-Jones had these problems.
I disagree Tony. Miller/Pruett still regularly criticize IC (see "everything is awesome"). Jenna came across as ignorant.
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@KevinSchram holy jeeze… No, I think it’s best if I leave this one alone.
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What exactly is Bob Costas purpose on Sunday Night Football?
Replying to @KevinSchram
@KevinSchram @curtcavin I'm wondering if this is more of a "Honda wants you out if they're to return to the series" firing. #JustAHunch
Replying to @KevinSchram
@KevinSchram @curtcavin I'm wondering if this is more of a "Honda wants you out if they're to return to the series" firing. #JustAHunch
Replying to @SportsCenter
@SportsCenter GTF off the air! It is time for #NHRA. Drying paint is more interesting than the stick and ball bullshit.
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So, how come @NHRA isn't on #ESPN2 right now like it's supposed to be? #NHRA
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Hey, @ESPN get SportsCenter off ESPN and put on @NHRA like it's supposed to be. #NHRA #ESPN #WTF
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When spend most of your writing career writing for a website that doesn't exists, archive.org is amazing for writing samples.