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Content Writer & Researcher | Martial Artist | Data Analyst | AI trainer | Philosopher | Non-conformist

Ibadan, Nigeria
Joined April 2021
King David retweeted
I am alive and thriving again today, my love @Fedsbaby_ Life is good. Go and get a job. 😘
Having a vagina is not a disability. You're not entitled to a penis persons money. Be an adult. Get a job.
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If you are a Nigerian and you attend a concert hosted by any Nigerian artist this December, you are a foöl. I have not seen a completely useless industry like the entertainment industry here. The reason they remain relevant is that we don’t keep them on their toes. So they do as they like, come online to do giveaways whenever it pleases them, and flaunt their luxurious lifestyles and vehicles for you people to debate about who is richer and who drives more expensive cars. The radio silence from your celebrities is very intentional. Since Tinubu came into power, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Asake, Tems, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr, Rema, Adekunle Gold, Zlatan, BNXN, and EVERY other person in that industry have said absolutely nothing about the government. Not a single criticism, not even an attempt to encourage their fans to get their PVCs. Lmao, they can’t even publicly tell their fans to vote for a candidate because most of them are friends with people in Aso Rock. You see how I did not mention the likes of Davido, Olamide, Ajebo Hustlers, Teni, Dandizzy, and Duncan Mighty? These ones are not even subtle about their support for APC and Tinubu. They are either friends with ST, take APC gigs, or dine with Tinubu himself. If not for the fact that we are very unserious people, no one should be taking Davido seriously after that gimmick he pulled during the Osun State election. All of them in that industry don’t rate you people, especially those of you who act like fatherless children defending some of them on social media every time. The election is in January. Most of them will travel out of the country, then, after the election, they’ll come back to host shows, collect money from you people who are suffering, and come on stage at 3 a.m. after keeping you standing from 10 p.m. They might even kick some of you in the face. But I guess Nigerians have a humiliation kink. If you hold these people accountable and keep them on their toes, they will be on their best behaviour. But then, there’s nothing like cancel culture here anyway. Nigerian celebrities, pastors, and politicians are God’s favourites. They hit the jackpot by having people like you in their lives.
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If care isn't taken, that girl would grow up and become a feminist. 💀
Boy gets blamed by his sister for breaking the bed rails, only for the Ring camera footage to reveal who actually did it.
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KNOW THE DIFFERENCE We have not started our rallies. Our presidential candidate, His Excellency Peter Obi has made it a point of duty to go around the country and engage with Nigerians one-on-one through town hall meetings, in order to understand their challenges. During the town-hall meetings, We do not merely campaign; we engage. We walk among Nigerians, ask the questions that matter, and listen with genuine attention. We hear the hopes, the burdens, and the quiet aspirations of ordinary people.
Replying to @NigeriaNDCHQ
I have longing to ask this; is there going to be NDC presidential campaign or just this town hall meeting?
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King David retweeted
I do hope its absolutely nothing. Not even the reincarnation shit. I just need it to be over
Death could be an escape from reality but we don't know what's on the other side.
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King David retweeted
This thing is a choice.. And I have personally decided it can’t be me. And if you want to come here to type “Marry First” God will punish you for me.❤️
Unfortunately, you really have to tolerate a lot from women to be happily married. They are not easy people to live with.
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King David retweeted
"9ja no dey carry last" It got to life expectancy and we are fuckn last 💔
⏳ Life expectancy in every country (2026) 🇲🇨 Monaco: 86.7 🇸🇲 San Marino: 86.0 🇭🇰 Hong Kong: 85.9 🇯🇵 Japan: 85.1 🇰🇷 South Korea: 84.6 🇦🇩 Andorra: 84.5 🇨🇭 Switzerland: 84.4 🇦🇺 Australia: 84.3 🇮🇹 Italy: 84.2 🇸🇬 Singapore: 84.1 🇪🇸 Spain: 84.1 🇱🇮 Liechtenstein: 84.1 🇳🇴 Norway: 83.8 🇲🇹 Malta: 83.8 🇸🇪 Sweden: 83.7 🇫🇷 France: 83.7 🇲🇴 Macao: 83.6 🇦🇪 UAE: 83.4 🇮🇸 Iceland: 83.3 🇨🇦 Canada: 83.1 🇮🇪 Ireland: 82.9 🇮🇱 Israel: 82.9 🇵🇹 Portugal: 82.9 🇶🇦 Qatar: 82.8 🇳🇱 Netherlands: 82.6 🇧🇪 Belgium: 82.6 🇱🇺 Luxembourg: 82.6 🇳🇿 New Zealand: 82.5 🇦🇹 Austria: 82.5 🇫🇮 Finland: 82.4 🇬🇷 Greece: 82.4 🇩🇰 Denmark: 82.4 🇨🇾 Cyprus: 82.2 🇸🇮 Slovenia: 82.1 🇩🇪 Germany: 81.9 🇬🇧 UK: 81.7 🇧🇭 Bahrain: 81.7 🇨🇱 Chile: 81.7 🇲🇻 Maldives: 81.7 🇨🇷 Costa Rica: 81.4 🇹🇼 Taiwan: 81.1 🇰🇼 Kuwait: 81.0 🇴🇲 Oman: 80.7 🇨🇿 Czechia: 80.3 🇵🇦 Panama: 80.1 🇦🇱 Albania: 80.1 🇺🇸 United States: 79.8 🇪🇪 Estonia: 79.6 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: 79.4 🇵🇱 Poland: 79.2 🇭🇷 Croatia: 79.1 🇨🇳 China: 79.0 🇸🇰 Slovakia: 78.8 🇨🇺 Cuba: 78.6 🇺🇾 Uruguay: 78.6 🇽🇰 Kosovo: 78.6 🇧🇦 Bosnia and Herzegovina: 78.4 🇹🇷 Türkiye: 78.4 🇯🇴 Jordan: 78.3 🇵🇪 Peru: 78.3 🇨🇴 Colombia: 78.3 🇮🇷 Iran: 78.2 🇱🇧 Lebanon: 78.2 🇦🇬 Antigua and Barbuda: 78.1 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka: 78.0 🇪🇨 Ecuador: 77.9 🇦🇷 Argentina: 77.8 🇲🇰 North Macedonia: 77.8 🇲🇪 Montenegro: 77.6 🇭🇺 Hungary: 77.5 🇵🇸 Palestine: 77.4 🇷🇸 Serbia: 77.3 🇲🇾 Malaysia: 77.2 🇹🇳 Tunisia: 77.1 🇹🇭 Thailand: 77.1 🇩🇿 Algeria: 76.9 🇱🇻 Latvia: 76.6 🇨🇻 Cabo Verde: 76.6 🇧🇧 Barbados: 76.6 🇱🇹 Lithuania: 76.5 🇷🇴 Romania: 76.4 🇧🇷 Brazil: 76.4 🇦🇲 Armenia: 76.2 🇧🇬 Bulgaria: 76.1 🇲🇦 Morocco: 75.9 🇧🇳 Brunei: 75.8 🇬🇩 Grenada: 75.7 🇲🇽 Mexico: 75.6 🇧🇩 Bangladesh: 75.5 🇲🇺 Mauritius: 75.4 🇳🇮 Nicaragua: 75.4 🇱🇾 Libya: 75.2 🇻🇳 Vietnam: 75.0 🇺🇦 Ukraine: 75.0 🇬🇪 Georgia: 75.0 🇧🇾 Belarus: 75.0 🇧🇸 Bahamas: 75.0 🇦🇿 Azerbaijan: 74.9 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan: 74.8 🇵🇾 Paraguay: 74.2 🇩🇴 Dominican Republic: 74.1 🇧🇿 Belize: 74.1 🇰🇵 North Korea: 74.0 🇸🇷 Suriname: 74.0 🇹🇹 Trinidad and Tobago: 73.9 🇧🇹 Bhutan: 73.8 🌍 World: 73.8 🇷🇺 Russia: 73.7 🇸🇾 Syria: 73.4 🇭🇳 Honduras: 73.4 🇹🇴 Tonga: 73.4 🇸🇨 Seychelles: 73.3 🇱🇨 Saint Lucia: 73.2 🇬🇹 Guatemala: 73.0 🇻🇪 Venezuela: 73.0 🇺🇿 Uzbekistan: 72.8 🇸🇻 El Salvador: 72.7 🇮🇳 India: 72.7 🇮🇶 Iraq: 72.6 🇰🇳 Saint Kitts and Nevis: 72.6 🇲🇳 Mongolia: 72.5 🇹🇯 Tajikistan: 72.2 🇪🇬 Egypt: 72.2 🇰🇬 Kyrgyzstan: 72.1 🇼🇸 Samoa: 72.1 🇻🇺 Vanuatu: 72.0 🇯🇲 Jamaica: 71.9 🇻🇨 St. Vincent and the Grenadines: 71.7 🇲🇩 Moldova: 71.6 🇮🇩 Indonesia: 71.6 🇩🇲 Dominica: 71.6 🇳🇵 Nepal: 71.2 🇰🇭 Cambodia: 71.1 🇸🇧 Solomon Islands: 71.0 🇬🇾 Guyana: 70.6 🇹🇲 Turkmenistan: 70.5 🇸🇹 Sao Tome and Principe: 70.3 🇵🇭 Philippines: 70.2 🇾🇪 Yemen: 69.7 🇱🇦 Laos: 69.7 🇧🇼 Botswana: 69.6 🇵🇼 Palau: 69.6 🇪🇷 Eritrea: 69.4 🇸🇳 Senegal: 69.4 🇲🇷 Mauritania: 69.2 🇧🇴 Bolivia: 69.1 🇺🇬 Uganda: 68.9 🇬🇦 Gabon: 68.9 🇷🇼 Rwanda: 68.5 🇹🇱 Timor-Leste: 68.3 🇪🇹 Ethiopia: 68.1 🇵🇰 Pakistan: 68.1 🇲🇼 Malawi: 67.9 🇳🇦 Namibia: 67.8 🇫🇯 Fiji: 67.8 🇫🇲 Micronesia: 67.7 🇹🇿 Tanzania: 67.6 🇹🇻 Tuvalu: 67.6 🇲🇲 Myanmar: 67.5 🇰🇲 Comoros: 67.5 🇲🇭 Marshall Islands: 67.3 🇸🇩 Sudan: 66.9 🇿🇲 Zambia: 66.9 🇰🇮 Kiribati: 66.9 🇦🇫 Afghanistan: 66.8 🇿🇦 South Africa: 66.7 🇩🇯 Djibouti: 66.6 🇵🇬 Papua New Guinea: 66.5 🇬🇲 Gambia: 66.5 🇨🇬 Republic of the Congo: 66.4 🇬🇭 Ghana: 66.1 🇭🇹 Haiti: 65.5 🇦🇴 Angola: 65.2 🇬🇼 Guinea-Bissau: 64.6 🇸🇿 Eswatini: 64.5 🇨🇲 Cameroon: 64.5 🇬🇶 Equatorial Guinea: 64.3 🇲🇬 Madagascar: 64.3 🇰🇪 Kenya: 64.2 🇲🇿 Mozambique: 64.1 🇧🇮 Burundi: 64.1 🇿🇼 Zimbabwe: 63.6 🇹🇬 Togo: 63.3 🇱🇷 Liberia: 62.6 🇳🇷 Nauru: 62.6 🇨🇮 Côte d'Ivoire: 62.4 🇨🇩 DR Congo: 62.4 🇸🇱 Sierra Leone: 62.3 🇳🇪 Niger: 61.9 🇧🇫 Burkina Faso: 61.6 🇧🇯 Benin: 61.3 🇬🇳 Guinea: 61.2 🇲🇱 Mali: 61.1 🇸🇴 Somalia: 59.3 🇱🇸 Lesotho: 58.6 🇨🇫 Central African Republic: 58.2 🇸🇸 South Sudan: 58.0 🇹🇩 Chad: 55.6 🇳🇬 Nigeria: 55.0 Life expectancy at birth, UN medium projections for 2026. Excludes dependent territories. Source: United Nations, World Population Prospects 2024
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PRESS STATEMENT: Alwan's Failed 112 National TV Demo Is a Snapshot of APC Government Failure - NDC Campaign Council The failed attempt by President Bola Tinubu’s Campaign Spokesperson, Mallam Alwan Hassan, to demonstrate the functionality of Nigeria's 112 emergency line on national television was nothing short of a national embarrassment, and a prime example of the total flop of All Progressives Congress (APC) government that we’ve been speaking about. In what should have been a straightforward demonstration of a critical public safety service, the emergency line failed to respond. The very system he sought to showcase as working became a live illustration of a government that has collapsed Apart from theembarrassing television moment, the incident raises serious questions about the state of Nigeria's emergency response infrastructure and the government's preparedness to protect the lives of its citizens. When Nigerians face accidents, violent attacks, medical emergencies or other life-threatening situations, they need a responsive emergency system, not government propaganda and television performances. Giving an excuse that the line did not work because of “network issues,” does not cut it at all. We ask the APC government to stop giving excuses and get things moving!!! To be sure, this is not an isolated failure. Nigerians contend daily with insecurity, poorly equipped hospitals, unreliable public infrastructure, failing institutions and a rising cost of living. From the roads on which citizens risk their lives to the hospitals where many struggle to access basic care, the gap between government claims and the lived reality of Nigerians has become increasingly difficult to ignore. What makes this particularly troubling is the government's apparent obsession with defending its record rather than fixing the problems. Public resources, government machinery and official platforms should be deployed to deliver results, not manufacture positive headlines. Governance is not about what government spokespersons say on television, it is about what ordinary Nigerians experience when they need their government most. The tragedy is that the government appears more interested in defending its image than confronting the realities Nigerians face daily. A government that cannot demonstrate that its emergency line works should be more concerned about fixing the system than staging public relations exercises. What we saw was a failed APC, failed 112 Emergency line, failed everything. The NDC calls on the APC-led government to admit their failure, stop deceiving Nigerians, and prepare to vacate office in 2027 to enable a more efficient government led by NDC Presidential candidate Mr. Peter Obi and his running mate Alhaji Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, to remedy gross failures, while returning the country to good governance. Nigerians deserve a government that works, institutions that function and public services that can be trusted when lives are on the line. Public safety is not a propaganda exercise. And the lives of Nigerians are too important to be reduced to a failed television demonstration. Signed Dr. Chiogo Constance Ikokwu For Inquiries: @Ccikokwu Spokesperson NDC National Campaign Council
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King David retweeted
Replying to @channelstv
Foolishness cannot be created nor be destroyed but can be transferred from one APC urchin to another.
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King David retweeted
Alex Otti is virtually running unopposed in one of the most deadly contested States prior to 2023. Good governance is like a 9 month pregnant woman, e no fit hide! #RigandDie2027
You had 4 bloody years to work. You shouldn’t need to campaign at all if you actually did work. Let your work campaign for you.
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Always willing to do good, but does the opposite.
“We can feed ourselves, and we will bring food prices down to the minimum” — President Tinubu assures Nigerians
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King David retweeted
If a “girl dad” was talking about his child’s tits being big for a child you wouldn’t say “he’s a girl dad that’s why” you’ll simply call him a pedo rightfully so. Stop being retarded and think please
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"Boy moms" now everywhere in the quotes and comments. You people always find a way to pamper bad behaviour from women.
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WHERE IS USMAN? It has been 4 days since Usman went missing after travelling from Lagos to Ibadan. On getting to Ibadan, he was stopped by some policemen who asked him to unlock his phone. He refused. His last message to his brother, @olamilekan00007, at 1:22 PM on Saturday, read: "Big bro, I am really scared right now. Some police officers here in Ibadan want to take me to the station because I didn't let them check my phone." His brother asked him to share his live location. He never replied. His device went off, and he has been unreachable since then. His brother, friends, and family have been to different police stations and even the EFCC zonal office in Ibadan. He is nowhere to be found! Till now, nobody knows which station or destination he was taken to. Below is his photo and his last message. @OyoPoliceNG @PoliceNG_CRU @CspIniedu It has been 4 days! What is going on? Where is Usman?
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This guy is just rage baiting them. 😂😂😂
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What will happen to the ruinous APC and its supporters if they try to tamper with the votes and the mandate of Nigerians in 2027?
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When my mum says I should remove the PS5 and Adidas boot i add to my sister's bride list
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You actually answered? Well, you're bold... But why are you still supporting Tinubu when you know that Seyi Makinde is better?
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You're on to something...
We can’t treat sexual intimacy as something so sacred that violating it through infidelity can destroy a marriage, while simultaneously pretending that its complete absence within marriage is no big deal.
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Please, how do you people create these gifs? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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