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Nice Warm Dump

@KoolQueef

Family, Child and Sexual Therapist. Spiritual Healer and Religious Adviser. Your wife's lover and your most needed friend.

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Joined June 2012
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Laurel@GigaLaurelNov 3
I was born with a Hitler moustache.
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@Jeff6219845Oct 25
Just started getting all nostalgic in my mind. Spending half hour to pick out a horror movie to rent for the weekend was fucking awesome as a 10-year-old. Kids today have it so gay
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Paying the old retarded Poop Man for my “shitty tweets”:
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Chris Maccaviti@Chris_MaccavitiOct 5
Furio at his house warming party in front of Carmela
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@BarstoolGrudenSep 13
NFL SUNDAY. GOOD MORNING AMERICA.
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I hope you all remembered to leave out some jet fuel and dreidels for 9/11 Eve last night.
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Might kill three beers because I hate my wife and she never even cuts the grass. Nothing illegal about that, you guys.
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Women with braided pigtails either want everyone to know they go ass to mouth or they're lazy slobs that don't want to shower and have greasy ass hair.
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Kevin Peters@kfpetersSep 5
My wife seeing me crack my fifth beer at the children’s birthday party.
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Sometimes things line up perfectly on the machine.
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Jeff, LD and Rotten are the three people on Twitter I'd ever want hang out with.
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Thanksgiving LD@L_D_8Aug 30
Replying to @KoolQueef
I'm ready
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I heard that Gypsy nig won the WWII rematch tonight.
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Me and LD and our entire massive friend group together at the preseason game.
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I wish more retarded bitches would kill their kids so more people would stop accepting retarded women as being normal.
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@LevPr1deAug 28
Mfw my wife asks me to load the dishwasher
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-@_GnarsenicAug 27
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@Jeff6219845Aug 23
I like watching myself no hand piss in the bathroom mirror as I flex. Nothing gay about that
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psychotronica@psychotronica_Aug 22
ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 💋💦sound on💦💋
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“Women have a right to make their own choices!” Women making their own choices:
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