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@KoolQueef

Family, Child and Sexual Therapist. Spiritual Healer and Religious Adviser. Your wife's lover and your most needed friend.

 Nixin & Hairy Enterprises
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Joined June 2012
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Laurel@GigaLaurelNov 3
I was born with a Hitler moustache.
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@Jeff6219845Oct 25
Just started getting all nostalgic in my mind. Spending half hour to pick out a horror movie to rent for the weekend was fucking awesome as a 10-year-old. Kids today have it so gay
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Paying the old retarded Poop Man for my “shitty tweets”:
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Chris Maccaviti@Chris_MaccavitiOct 5
Furio at his house warming party in front of Carmela
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@BarstoolGrudenSep 13
NFL SUNDAY. GOOD MORNING AMERICA.
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Kevin Peters@kfpetersSep 5
My wife seeing me crack my fifth beer at the children’s birthday party.
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Thanksgiving LD@L_D_8Aug 30
Replying to @KoolQueef
I'm ready
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@LevPr1deAug 28
Mfw my wife asks me to load the dishwasher
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-@_GnarsenicAug 27
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@Jeff6219845Aug 23
I like watching myself no hand piss in the bathroom mirror as I flex. Nothing gay about that
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psychotronica@psychotronica_Aug 22
ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 💋💦sound on💦💋
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“Women have a right to make their own choices!” Women making their own choices:
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DET1969@goodboisweeney2Aug 19
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Miles Commodore (@miles_commodore) profile pictureMiles Commodore
@miles_commodoreAug 18
What comedian who’s no longer with us, you wish you could watch in person one last time?
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Jeff
@Jeff6219845Aug 12
Right now as I'm dragging myself to work I'm thinking there's no way I'm going to drink tonight but I know in 8 hours I will have built up a thirst
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NXN@MisterNixinAug 8
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Dave@LysolDaveAug 2
I can't find the chinee LED light that fits on M12 batteries. Maybe it collected all of my information and flew back home.
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Just pushed my grandma down a hill in her iron lung machine because it was too loud for me to hear my Mr Beast videos
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Astonished Trad
@astrotradJul 27
Replying to @KimKatieUSA
“The Flying Burrito Brothers”
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Gertrude Larue@GrossOldCuntMay 28
When #GTA6 comes out
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Gertrude Larue@GrossOldCuntJul 17
A few hours later he was in Sarah Connor’s mouth, cunt and asshole after wearing smelly shit stained hobo clothes
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@Y2John84Jul 16
Kyle Reese is on your timeline.
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