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My #Malfoid Story: My Father Must NEVER Hear About This
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Malfoid was yesterday's meme, Koookiii-
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If Congress isn’t going to do anything about rampant welfare and visa fraud because it might make the Line go down, Trump should just declare it a national emergency and use executive action to do what needs to be done
Ya'll, this is nuts.
Hundreds - that's right, HUNDREDS - of armed robberies between 2022 and 2024 weren't real.
They were staged by the "victims" as part of a massive immigration fraud scheme to secure U-visas for themselves and their families.
cwbchicago.com/2026/10/buckt…
They do say if you eat lots of carrots u see better.
Koookiiing🥳👍🏻🌞 retweeted
He chose the most American month in which we celebrate our independence day to plant this flag intentionally. Make no mistake this is a cultural act of war.
Chapter 25 (Journeys & Japes) is up. Quidditch World Cup
My #Malfoid Story: My Father Must NEVER Hear About This
archiveofourown.org/works/94…
Malfoid was yesterday's meme, Koookiii-
Koookiiing🥳👍🏻🌞 retweeted
Migrant kills an American? "Don't blame them all for the actions of the bad!"
America deports migrant? "This is abject evil!!!"
Ok, buddy retard.
If you have a story on A03, provided it follows the core telos of Malfoid (She is a girl, Draco never existed, the yearning is monogamous, and it is not explicit) then please dm it or reply to this and I will put together a collection.
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Provided the core concepts are met (ie, I'm not collecting someone's self insert banging Malfoid, or Malfoid being a muggle drug addict, etc), I will include. I am not gatekeeping on if something is too or not enough AU, or if certain scenes are or are not present, etc etc
The discrepancy of power in the wizarding world is that 95% of wizards can't do anything to muggles, not really. They cant cast powerful deadly spells they can't even do shield charms.
The remaining 5% could do mass genocide at will.
This is abject evil. We can have a secure barn door without chasing down horses that have bolted.
The war is ironically what drives a part of the friendship because every 7 year old boy is like woah aircraft carriers in an ocean battlefield 😍😍😍
Ok, I am willing to take this at face value. This means vast swaths of the world have decided not to produce potable water as a *choice*
We should be much, much harsher with them.
The therapists are evil. The teens don't have the life experience to realize "end of the world" looms over everyone at some point. You just have to do things and the world actually goes on.
The therapists *do* have this experience and are maliciously pretending they don't.
