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Urantia Kitty 😺

@KozeeKat

Just get my name right. 😇🙏

 World of the Cross
Joined July 2015
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@ADHDForReal21 Oct 2025
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I was in the airport parking lot today when some dude with a French accent tried to sell me this cheap plastic costume jewelry for $100. I kept walking. I mean, my mama didn’t raise no fool!
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee21 Oct 2025
White House Construction Crew Finds 1,357 More Cocaine Stashes buff.ly/iWqnYcK
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Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC21 Oct 2025
Imagine being such a unit that you can just stroll up on a grizzly bear and he’s all “nah. I’m out.”
explore.org (@exploreorg) profile pictureexplore.org@exploreorg21 Oct 2025
Moose on the loose.
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@Christi9453987921 Oct 2025
🤦🏼‍♀️
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“doggy-dog world” 😀
Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) profile pictureMerriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster20 Oct 2025
Not to be THAT dictionary, but… It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’ It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’ It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’ It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’ It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
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Size of a maine coon cat next to a typical cat
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@Sassafrass_8420 Oct 2025
Life-long core memory with Dad. Mom heart attack. 10/10 would not recommend. It's always the dad's.
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Kalshi Football
@KalshiFB20 Oct 2025
This might be the greatest broken tackle of all time
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ThatsWeird@JasonLamar421 Oct 2025
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@Deejo5351331721 Oct 2025
🤭 GM 🤗
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Wonka 2: Golden Ticket Boogaloo
Justine Bateman (@JustineBateman) profile pictureJustine Bateman
@JustineBateman21 Oct 2025
Stop. WILLIE WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971), FTW. #MakeNewFilms
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Been working on a homemade bed camper. Once it's done everyone will be jealous...
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Nah I’m fucking crying 😂🤣😭
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Prayers up to an absolute legend, longtime NFL play-by-play announcer Kevin Harlan. 🙏🏻🕊️🥀 Ain’t nothing wrong with him, he’s just calling the Dolphins game on CBS this week.
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Kitty Cat Empire
@KittyCatEmpire20 Oct 2025
kitty thinks his bestie has departed…
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WOODY@thewoodeneye20 Oct 2025
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They could have left their birth certificates, wallets, framed photos of themselves and a toaster oven, and you people would believe it. Remember the phrase that they taught you… you can’t make this stuff up! 😂😂😂
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@Alex_Oloyede219 Oct 2025
JUST IN: French authorities have found a russian passport next to the recently robbed Louvre museum in Paris. A deliberate act of war by Putin!! /s
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