
ALT A four-panel comic from smbc-comics.com. Panel 1: Kids Being Vikings. Kid: "We have helmets and wear fur and we sail the sea!" Adult: "Do you set fire to villages and enslave the populace?" Kid: "What are you even talking about?" Panel 2: Kids Being Pirates Kid: "We have eyepatches and parrots and hooks!" Adult: "Do you kill people and steal their possessions?" Kid: "GOD parents are weird." Panel 3: Kids Being Ninjas Kid: "We have swords and we dress in pyjamas!" Adult: "So who are you assassinating?" Kid: "A ninja would never do that! Never!" Panel 4: The Future Kid: "I'm a druglord! I have a trenchcoat full of bottles, like Druggo in the movie, Doggy Druglords!" Adult: "Is that as good as Panda War Criminals II?" Kid: "They're both good!"




