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We’ve literally fucking employed Ra's al Ghul
🚨𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 Mikel Arteta reportedly wants Arsenal training sessions at Sobha Realty held in TOTAL DARKNESS so his players can develop predator-level ball tracking. 🥷
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"I saw Emery did at full time at Old Trafford and I just thought if that was Mikel Arteta, oh my word, you would never, ever hear the end of it." 😤 @charles_watts on Unai Emery storming off the pitch after Aston Villa's draw against Manchester United 👀
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A few Sean Lock moments I've never seen before #SeanLock #Comedy #Jokes #Humour
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Arsenal win at Sunderland. Get called boring. Chelsea go there and lose. Arsenal win at Forest. Get called boring. City go there and lose. Chelsea draw at home to Hull. Arsenal beat them. Get called boring. See how it works yet?
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Indeed. Whether it is entertaining is subjective, but it’s so attritional because the level is so high. Hull have taken points from Villa, Chelsea and beaten Manchester United this season. Every game is a grind.
You can’t run the “ Prem is crap” gimmick if you’ve spent half a BILLION and can’t challenge, or you’re in a relegation battle. You simply cannot.
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Weekend Update with Colin Jost and Michael Che!
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wow SNL went innnnn on Elon Musk during tonight's Weekend Update. Jeremy Culhane's impression of him is so good "Grok, do, like, an epic vulgar roast of me, Elon Musk" "Elon Musk, you're the worst thing South Africa has ever done. When you're on TV, it feels like an episode of Hate on the Spectrum. Maybe if you have 100 more kids, one of them will talk to you."
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Elon Musk is at the Update desk to comment on his tough week
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Watch this clip all the way to the end I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again @maitlis absolute feminist icon. 👏🏻👏🏻
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I made a football quiz game where the obvious answer is the worst answer. 7 questions a day, give it a go before midnight 👇 longshots.app
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If you are new to twitter, I’m going to make this thread full of core canon here. Feel free to add anything I’ve missed. Let’s start with this
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الأنترنت لا ينسى 🤣 theguardian.com/football/201…
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Vance posting as if he’s an online pundit or commentator and not the vice-president in the administration that launched this war and then defended this war.
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"—whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollster—one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcement—by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, “I told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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“they elected a trans woman!!” “that’s great!” “in alabama”
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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republicans tomorrow
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Barcola might not become Salah but he'll be better than any player Arsenal have ever had in their history He just needs time to click
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I paid £85 to fill up my Mini at the weekend
Legitimate question: if you don't live in the U.S, why do you give a fuck about the politics here?
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Sprung outta bed just like this at 6 AM
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Good morning!
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Is and Forever Will Be the Greatest Game Ever Made polygon.com/the-legend-of-ze…
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