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Louise. Bin Night: Monday. Pompidou!

Ipswich, Suffolk, UK
Joined February 2014
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Try out gig on its way ! Come and help me write this show!
New newsletter just sent. We salute our one true Queen. Please check your junk. alwaysbecomedy.com 🩷💛
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H: “An Attempted Manslaughter of…that’s Sparrows.” B: “An Aggravated Armed…” H: “…Robbery of Terrapins.” M: “A White Collar Fraud of Sardines.” H: “A Death by Misadventure, of Badger.” B: “An Impersonating a Police Officer, of Swans. We could go on, couldn’t we, with this…”
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The Tommyfield crowds are *phenomenal* at hide & seek. 🩷💛 – at England, United Kingdom
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We have a sold-out Mike Wozniak preview show tonight. And we've just had a raft of returns. Doors 7.45pm for an 8pm start with the people's champion. Always Be Comedy at The Tommyfield, Kennington. Tickets: alwaysbecomedy.com/tickets 🩷💛
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Meddlesome Matty retweeted
My boyfriend has started working from home 1 day a week. The way he speaks to his colleagues has been a bit of an eye opener that's making me reconsider our relationship. Just today i've heard him say the phrases low hanging fruit, synergy, proof in the pudding & extra bandwidth.
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Need your spirits lifting after that shower of guff? We have a WIP with the great Maisie Adam tonight (she'd have scored at least eight goals, based on the recent-ish Taskmaster match). Doors 7.45pm. 8pm kick off. Tommyfield, Kennington. Tickets: alwaysbecomedy.com/tickets 🩷💛 – at London, England
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I have a dream of getting to make a low budget spaceship set from all the free play kitchens I see on FB Marketplace. So I'm putting this out there, in case anybody needs one building.
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Happy Jessica Fostekew (@jessicafostekew) on the Always Be Comedy podcast day! We chat Jessica’s new tour, rowdy gigs, weightlifting and much more. Available everywhere you get podcasts: alwaysbecomedy.com/podcast
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Tech mishap or divine intervention? Jessica Fostekew on a (maybe) religious experience in Plymouth. The new episode of the Always Be Comedy Podcast is out now with @jessicafostekew! Available everywhere you get podcasts!
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Meddlesome Matty retweeted
👁️👁️BIG SHOW LONDON👁️👁️ It would be great to see you on June 1st if you’re about
Join Award winning writer, comedian and actor @RobertAuton for his most autonbiographical show to date, where he turns the pen on himself to explore the memories and feelings that create his life on a daily basis. 🎟️1 June ucl.ac.uk/bloomsbury-theatre…
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Happy Jo Caulfield (@Jo_Caulfield) on the Always Be Comedy podcast day! We chat Jo's new tour (Here Comes Trouble - book now!), her book (The Funny Thing About Death), Graham Norton, finding the funny and much more. Available everywhere you get podcasts: alwaysbecomedy.com/podcast
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And this is definitely the thread to remind you that an old jokey name for mozzarella in Finland is muuminliha, which means “Moomin meat.” And cottage cheese is muuminjauheliha, or “Moomin mince”
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Lifetime achievement mansplain alert: Arrived to give a speech. Holding slide had me down as Carry Beaton, so I said I was Cally, if they could change it. The guy said he’d been told it’s definitely Carry. I said no, it’s me - I’m Cally so it does need changing. He showed me an email he’d been sent to prove it really is Carry, not Cally. Even I began to wonder.
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Hard to know if the new Planet of the Apes is improved or made worse by sitting next to a woman who is off her face on something and keeps dry-retching and shouting "You're a liar!" at the orang-utan, because that was simply my experience of it and I cannot know it any other way
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I am doing my show ‘The Rob Auton Show’ at BLOOMSBURY THEATRE on June 1st. There’s 500 seats holy mother. If you have seen my show and enjoyed it would you consider reposting this to massively help me out with spreading the word about it?
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Imagine performing a show to just three social workers - with a tour on the line. Kiri Pritchard-McLean talks us through the mother of all tricky gigs... The new episode of the Always Be Comedy Podcast is out now with Kiri Pritchard-McLean! Available everywhere you get podcasts!
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Good Morning from Machynlleth! We ended up somehow knowing less about Horlicks than when we went in. – at Machynlleth, Wales
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Back in Mach baby! @machcomedyfest
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I would have thought it's falling over in an ice skating rink, and someone skating over your outstretched fingers cutting them all clean off.
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
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