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May release my inner kraken on the odd occasion. Also, I am @thecakemadame at your service ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡น

Joined October 2011
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Day 1: I acknowledge the tools I have at my disposal.
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Therapist; โ€œThere is a tiger in youโ€ The tiger in me:
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I'm just a girl standing in front of a task, hoping it completes itself.
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Road painting but the potholes and lakes that weโ€™re used to persist. #District1 #WeWinningYet
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If we worry about our sons a bit more, maybe we could worry about our daughters a bit less. #Overheard
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This is something unhooked from phonics would stand up outside Parliment and say to reporters.
I see someone say itโ€™s a mobile post so it supposed to move ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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We CANNOT even afford hobbies. We CANNOT afford to go out with friends. We CANNOT afford to exist anywhere outside our homes. They then call it a mental health crisis. It's not. It's an affordability crisis.
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A country should not be run on its leaderโ€™s mood swings. #ThankYouForComingToMyTedTalk
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I donโ€™t think people fully understand whatโ€™s happening. Weโ€™re not being priced out of luxury. Weโ€™re being priced out of normal. A house, car, Groceries, Childcare, Insurance,These werenโ€™t extravagant expectations 20 years ago.
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there's something so disingenuous about a swatted mosquito leaving behind a dramatic red splatter "oh noooo, look what you've done to me" mf, that is MY blood
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Really really happy to see CNC3 news no longer has the appearance of their deeply melanated reporters akin to the offspring of Thanos. Kudos on (finally) getting colour balance correct. Iโ€™m proud of you you know.
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Big to big, if u put me in this position, the only thing my anxious brain will come up with is "Sailor"
Gun pointed to your head, name a Moon.
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The term โ€œcommon whoreโ€ implies that there also exist uncommon, rare, and legendary whores
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My advice also, but to the unborn.
my advice to toddlers is to start saving your money now.
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The sooner we accept that social media is now just one big psyop built to spread divisiveness is the sooner we'll stop engaging in these manufactured ideological arguments and return to loving people inna real life.
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Maybe the reason nature feels so peaceful is because nothing is trying to be anything other than what it is.
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Is not now KFC dissapointing
people are upset that the real krunch dawg sandwich from kfc doesnโ€™t look like the ai generated one from the ads lol
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Nobody: Me: *singing away lustily to the radio* Mumsy: Yeah girl sing. We really need the rain to fall whole day. #PrayersForLMS
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Donโ€™t ever think you not speaking to me will bother me!!! Lover my memory short youโ€™d be forgotten as of midnight tonight
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Iโ€™d like to formally welcome one and all to the Falls of Maraval! Conveniently located on the Saddle Rd and accessible at anytime! #WaterForAll
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