
May release my inner kraken on the odd occasion. Also, I am @thecakemadame at your service ๐น๐น
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Road painting but the potholes and lakes that weโre used to persist. #District1 #WeWinningYet
If we worry about our sons a bit more, maybe we could worry about our daughters a bit less.
#Overheard
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We CANNOT even afford hobbies. We CANNOT afford to go out with friends. We CANNOT afford to exist anywhere outside our homes. They then call it a mental health crisis. It's not. It's an affordability crisis.
A country should not be run on its leaderโs mood swings.
#ThankYouForComingToMyTedTalk
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I donโt think people fully understand whatโs happening. Weโre not being priced out of luxury. Weโre being priced out of normal. A house, car, Groceries, Childcare, Insurance,These werenโt extravagant expectations 20 years ago.
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there's something so disingenuous about a swatted mosquito leaving behind a dramatic red splatter
"oh noooo, look what you've done to me" mf, that is MY blood
Really really happy to see CNC3 news no longer has the appearance of their deeply melanated reporters akin to the offspring of Thanos.
Kudos on (finally) getting colour balance correct. Iโm proud of you you know.
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Big to big, if u put me in this position, the only thing my anxious brain will come up with is "Sailor"
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The term โcommon whoreโ implies that there also exist uncommon, rare, and legendary whores
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The sooner we accept that social media is now just one big psyop built to spread divisiveness is the sooner we'll stop engaging in these manufactured ideological arguments and return to loving people inna real life.
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Maybe the reason nature feels so peaceful is because nothing is trying to be anything other than what it is.
Nobody:
Me: *singing away lustily to the radio*
Mumsy: Yeah girl sing. We really need the rain to fall whole day.
#PrayersForLMS
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Donโt ever think you not speaking to me will bother me!!! Lover my memory short youโd be forgotten as of midnight tonight
Iโd like to formally welcome one and all to the Falls of Maraval! Conveniently located on the Saddle Rd and accessible at anytime!
#WaterForAll

















