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May release my inner kraken on the odd occasion. Also, I am @thecakemadame at your service 🇹🇹

Joined October 2011
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Therapist; “There is a tiger in you” The tiger in me:
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I'm just a girl standing in front of a task, hoping it completes itself.
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We CANNOT even afford hobbies. We CANNOT afford to go out with friends. We CANNOT afford to exist anywhere outside our homes. They then call it a mental health crisis. It's not. It's an affordability crisis.
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Cock Tales ♒️ retweeted
I don’t think people fully understand what’s happening. We’re not being priced out of luxury. We’re being priced out of normal. A house, car, Groceries, Childcare, Insurance,These weren’t extravagant expectations 20 years ago.
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Cock Tales ♒️ retweeted
there's something so disingenuous about a swatted mosquito leaving behind a dramatic red splatter "oh noooo, look what you've done to me" mf, that is MY blood
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Cock Tales ♒️ retweeted
Big to big, if u put me in this position, the only thing my anxious brain will come up with is "Sailor"
Gun pointed to your head, name a Moon.
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Cock Tales ♒️ retweeted
The term “common whore” implies that there also exist uncommon, rare, and legendary whores
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Cock Tales ♒️ retweeted
The sooner we accept that social media is now just one big psyop built to spread divisiveness is the sooner we'll stop engaging in these manufactured ideological arguments and return to loving people inna real life.
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Cock Tales ♒️ retweeted
Is not now KFC dissapointing
people are upset that the real krunch dawg sandwich from kfc doesn’t look like the ai generated one from the ads lol
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Cock Tales ♒️ retweeted
Don’t ever think you not speaking to me will bother me!!! Lover my memory short you’d be forgotten as of midnight tonight
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taking back my like when I see “made with ai”
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Cock Tales ♒️ retweeted
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me, actually!
Ladies you CANNOT be stubborn, a thug, and a cry baby at the same time 😩🤣🥴
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Normalize letting your child tell their side of the story, adults are not always right and some are liars.
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I hope I never lose the ability to be impressed by ordinary things. A good meal. A cool breeze. A message that arrives at the right time. A morning where my mind is not fighting itself.
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The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon.
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Cock Tales ♒️ retweeted
Uno en instagram le hizo un posteo por el cumpleaños a su novia y le puso " descubrí con vos la belleza de compartir los momentos que disfrutaba solo" Buen día.
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Cock Tales ♒️ retweeted
having a kid such a huge responsibility like that shit is everyday. you gotta do that on saturdays and sundays, that’s crazy
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Cock Tales ♒️ retweeted
i heard someone say “this is your life and you’re letting people make you unhappy? in your own life? and i haven’t stopped thinking about it all day.
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Cock Tales ♒️ retweeted
I was devastated to learn how easily amused some of my friends were
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