
May release my inner kraken on the odd occasion. Also, I am @thecakemadame at your service 🇹🇹
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We CANNOT even afford hobbies. We CANNOT afford to go out with friends. We CANNOT afford to exist anywhere outside our homes. They then call it a mental health crisis. It's not. It's an affordability crisis.
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there's something so disingenuous about a swatted mosquito leaving behind a dramatic red splatter
"oh noooo, look what you've done to me" mf, that is MY blood
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Big to big, if u put me in this position, the only thing my anxious brain will come up with is "Sailor"
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The term “common whore” implies that there also exist uncommon, rare, and legendary whores
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The sooner we accept that social media is now just one big psyop built to spread divisiveness is the sooner we'll stop engaging in these manufactured ideological arguments and return to loving people inna real life.
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Don’t ever think you not speaking to me will bother me!!! Lover my memory short you’d be forgotten as of midnight tonight
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Normalize letting your child tell their side of the story, adults are not always right and some are liars.
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I hope I never lose the ability to be impressed by ordinary things. A good meal. A cool breeze. A message that arrives at the right time. A morning where my mind is not fighting itself.
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The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon.
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Uno en instagram le hizo un posteo por el cumpleaños a su novia y le puso " descubrí con vos la belleza de compartir los momentos que disfrutaba solo"
Buen día.
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having a kid such a huge responsibility like that shit is everyday. you gotta do that on saturdays and sundays, that’s crazy
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i heard someone say “this is your life and you’re letting people make you unhappy? in your own life? and i haven’t stopped thinking about it all day.























