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I just need 162 more followers to break 46k and get away from my least favorite number, 45.
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Ugh imagine what your friends' political Facebook posts would be like if you read them.
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A 600-pound man is biking across the country, trying to raise exercise awareness: wmur.tv/6010BEDBm #WMUR
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Tips: Baby Doe could be one of 100 children from 32 states on.wmur.com/1OdUReR
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Secret of Life #421: You don't need something to put whipped cream on. #gotitall #goodenough
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I would rather my child scream every single curse word at me than ever describe an actor's performance as "courageous." #Oscars
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I would vacation on Eugene Levy's eyebrows if I could afford it. #SchittsCreek
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"Who won The Voice last year?" would be an impossible password security question.
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Oh yes, the old "people diving into cleavage" necklace. Classic! incrediblethings.com/style-a…
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Actual #sharkweek original fans, say it with me: #lessfluffmorefins
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I'm sorry your cat has indigestion but no one liked the photo of my breakfast potatoes on Instagram so I can't even right now.
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I tried Coors Light and now know what the pasteurized tears of a neglected child taste like.
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(760): I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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Do you think Cupcakes and Betty White are mad at Neil Degrasse Tyson for stealing all the white people love?
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There's an ocean of difference between being yourself and proving yourself. bit.ly/1oAZCEJ





















