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this man does not age! π€― He looks absolutely mouth watering.
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as someone with a crippling fear of starting something new, this is very reassuring!
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Perhaps "poop" or "rape" could have been the Time persons of the year. Because they already sort of are.
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imagine keeping a big paper wasp nest in this thing and opening it up every morning so the wasps can explore your house
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Got to admit he nailed this one
.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!
i know it's a gay hookup app and i've been on it for a decade but i still cannot believe how frequently guys on grindr just send me pictures of their completely spread hairy ass hole as if i wanna see that shit
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This morning Pope Leo XIV met Bob Dylan
πΈ: Vatican Media
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could be the new best website
I made compend.org. It's a Letterboxd-style review site for all earthly things. It just seemed like a fun idea. I'll keep adding features if people use it, probably.









































