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Joined June 2014
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i couldn’t miss this opportunity
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Schumer fighting harder for the speakership than he did for any of the actual Senate candidates should tell you everything.
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i just heard something that said “they left you confused because clarity would’ve meant accountability” and wow
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The next Godzilla movie should have him look me in the eye and say it’s ok
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why is everyone so mean and negative all the time holy fuck
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Godzilla is just mildly creeped out and confused.
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what a terrible thing to be born with so much love and spend your whole life learning where not to put it. again and again and again.
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me when theyre mean to mothra in godzilla
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The 11 Democrats who didn’t vote on Hegseth’s impeachment:
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it sucks having to act heartless and detached when all you really want to do is love and be vulnerable.
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I've been using Twitter for 14 years, and I'm only just discovering that you can take a screenshot of a tweet by replying to this with your social security number.
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if these country roads dont take me home to the place i belong bro i swear to god
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what substance do i have to abuse to enjoy living
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Reaching out to someone who never texts first
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They burned witches, but somehow we're still debating what to do with pedophiles
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i felt inspired lol (and destoroyah is not happy)
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Weird dog
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my pitch for the next installment: godzilla plus one (he goes to a wedding) #godzillaminuszero
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