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Schumer fighting harder for the speakership than he did for any of the actual Senate candidates should tell you everything.
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i just heard something that said “they left you confused because clarity would’ve meant accountability” and wow
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what a terrible thing to be born with so much love and spend your whole life learning where not to put it. again and again and again.
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it sucks having to act heartless and detached when all you really want to do is love and be vulnerable.
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I've been using Twitter for 14 years, and I'm only just discovering that you can take a screenshot of a tweet by replying to this with your social security number.
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if these country roads dont take me home to the place i belong bro i swear to god
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my pitch for the next installment: godzilla plus one (he goes to a wedding) #godzillaminuszero






















































