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My man: β€œwe both said things we didnt mean” Me looking for a mfcking word i didnt meanπŸ‘€
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My man: β€œwe both said things we didnt mean” Me looking for a mfcking word i didnt meanπŸ‘€
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Guys i just found out only about 30 van cleefs are sold every year So wtf is everyone wearing???😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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She wants to k!ll her in-law 😭 😭🀲
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My wife suddenly started insisting that we visit her parents every Sunday. For years, she had barely wanted to go twice a month. I asked what had changed. She said her mother wasn’t feeling well and needed more support. I didn’t question it. Then one Sunday, I arrived early and heard my wife speaking to her younger brother in the kitchen. Brother: β€œHas he agreed to sign it?” Wife: β€œNot yet. I don’t know how to bring it up again.” Brother: β€œYou told us he would help.” I walked in and asked what they were talking about.
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This two are just ridiculously funny 🀣 🀣
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Nothing beats putting her in this mood πŸ₯Ί>>
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My boss called me into his office and asked why I had refused to train the new employee. I was confused. Nobody had told me I was responsible for training anyone. He explained that the new employee would be taking over some of my duties while I focused on β€œmore important responsibilities.” I agreed to help. For two weeks, I taught the new employee everything I knew, including how to handle our biggest clients and resolve the problems nobody else could fix. Then HR invited me to a meeting. HR: β€œWe have decided to restructure your position.” Me: β€œWhat does that mean?” HR: β€œYour role is being eliminated. You will receive one month’s salary in lieu of notice.”
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Trust me you’re not ready for what you’re about to see in this movie. The whole twist is a whole new thing 😳😩πŸŽ₯
What’s your favorite video , movie or series you ever have on your phone or seen??
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The handler behind this page is insane πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
My Neighbor Splashed Me, So I Built a better pool.
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If I had the mindset I have now, I wouldn't have made those mistakes but if I didn't make those mistakes, I wouldn't have the mindset I have now.
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Never postpone joy... When life gives you a chance to enjoy it, TAKE IT!
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Doggy ❌️❌️❌️ Elaphantty βœ…οΈβœ…οΈβœ…οΈ
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Lagos people, who else loves a good food deal? πŸ˜‚β€οΈ You can now buy one Chicken Republic Citizen’s Meal on Glovo and get another one for FREE! Two meals instead of one? This is beautiful. 😭πŸ”₯ Download Glovo and place your order #BuyOneGetOneFreeOnGlovo
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The moment she turned around, the whole festival forgot what song they were dancing to. We've left celebrating skills, rhythm and elegance to glorifying obscenity and calling it entertainment. Since when did indecency become equal to talent?
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I still don’t understand how someone would be romantically attracted to a robot 😭
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First daughter: dad, I'm a lesbian Second daughter: me too Dad: is there anyone in this house who likes men? Son: I do Dad:
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Somebody needs this iPhone 15 Plus 256gb eSIM 87%πŸ”‹β‚¦660,000 iPhone 16 Pro Max 512gb || FU (Physical Sim + eSIM) ||90%πŸ”‹ ||₦1.270M *IPhone 15 Pro || 256Gb || Physical + Esim || Bh 98 || Non boosted || ₦850k *IPhone 16 Plus || 256Gb || Physical + eSIM || Bh 90 || ₦1,050M Swap deal can come in Join my GC for more deals chat.whatsapp.com/EmEOelyrJ8…
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Wait, do all women do this while eating? πŸ€”
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Man didn’t see that coming πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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He never valued his village wife until he saw her with another man… suddenly, everything changed.
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