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“While it’s always best to believe in one’s self, a little help from others can be a great blessing.” - Uncle Iroh... and then I almost cried.
Does this dumb piece of shit realize the only reason he’s even in the Supreme Court is because of progressivism? Does he realize the only reason he’s married to a white woman is because of progressivism???
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This would be a two or three week news story in a previous administration, and might even lead to the resignation of the defense secretary. He literally fabricated a Biblical quote, based off of a movie, while pretending to be a pious Christian.
But under Trump, we’ll have moved on by tomorrow.
Sec. Kennedy: Mercury is absolutely—it’s the most powerful neurotoxin we know of in the universe.
Rep. Harder: So why are you working for an administration that is doubling the amount of mercury pollution in our air and water?
Sec. Kennedy: I am running HHS and I’m ending the chronic disease epidemic. I’m not going to comment on that because I don’t know anything about it.
Rep. Harder: Well, that’s very convenient for you, and it shows a significant degree of cowardice. It’s not just mercury. President Trump in July 2025 granted 50 chemical plants—
Sec. Kennedy: Why don’t you ask me something that I’m in charge of instead of other things?
Rep. Harder: Are you not in charge of Health and Human Services?
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Balto didn't run his ass through 53 miles of bullshit Alaskan blizzard and get turned into a stuffed animal for y'all to be anti-vaxx.
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Yeah nigga, that’s what happens when you forget the amount of cultural influence you have. Especially when trans people were at target for this administration and now in Kansas they have to turn in their drivers license.
Dave Chappelle says he resents how "the Republican Party ran on transgender jokes. I felt like they were doing a weaponized version of what I was doing. That’s not what I was doing."
"I was on Capitol Hill, and everybody ran up to take pictures with me from every congressional office. And I just take pictures with whoever asked... At first, it was CBC people. Then here comes Lauren Boebert and she said, ‘Can I get a picture?’ And I had already taken 40 pictures. I didn’t want to say no in front of everybody, but I didn’t know the phrase ‘I respectfully decline.’ So I just took the picture. And then she posted the picture and says something to the effect of, ‘Just two people that know that it’s just two genders.’ Just instantly, like, weaponized or politicized. So I got to the arena, and I lit her ass up for doing that. And she should never do that to a person like me.” (via NPR's Newsmakers)
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Do you realize that most of the reason we have 4k views of these crimes against humanity is because they film and distribute it themselves because they’re PROUD OF IT
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Let me get this straight. Musk was paid $5 billion through the DOGE endeavor and the only thing DOGE did was dismantle the entities that were investigating him for fraud. Wow
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Stop allowing this stuff to happen! These people are switching to run as a democrat only to leave the party once they’re elected and vote republican agendas! Don’t fall for this crap!
Olivia Troye, a former adviser to Vice President Mike Pence, announced that she would run for Congress as a Democrat in Virginia’s proposed new 7th District, pending passage of a sweeping redistricting referendum this month. cnn.it/4sw4rCM
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You killed 160 school girls in the Middle East just a few weeks ago.
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Remember billionaires can play in outer space and be the CEO of seven companies simultaneously but you aren’t allowed to work a couple remote jobs at the same time
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Love this pivot
Cm Punk says he does not like the term “Mount Rushmore” he prefers the term “6 Grandfathers”
“6 grandfathers is what it was called before we decided to carve 4 white men on the side of it”
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Cuban President Diaz-Canel to NBC: if Cuba is so incapable, so closed-off, so uninnovative -- why has the US spent 60+ years and millions of taxpayer dollars trying to crush it?
"Why don't they let us fall on our own, if that's what they believe?"
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Apple has removed Lebanese village names in Southern Lebanon.
As Israel invades, they are already setting the state to justify occupation.
I’ve never seen something like this.
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If the Netflix writers’ room wrote this scene for their fictional president, it would be rejected as too silly and unbelievable.
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BREAKING:
Israel is dropping white phosphorus bombs on civilian areas in Al-Tiri, South Lebanon.
These are internationally banned munitions, and Israel is using them against civilians.
> Netflix raised prices
> Disney+ raised prices
> HBO Max raised prices
> Amazon just removed 4K from standard plan
> YouTube Premium now $15.99/month
> Family plan hit $26.99
> Average American spends ~$828/year on streaming
We are paying MORE, getting LESS, and watching ads anyway.
They didn't kill cable. They became it.







































