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When you think about it, Chillaxing is the archaic version of Chill-Maxxing, which should be updated to be Chillaxxing
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>be Virginia
>have the highest amount of interrogation fetish enthusiasts in the US
>home to CIA headquarters 😐
If you love your job, you never work a day in your life...
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Asked husbant if he would believe in me to "Never lose to cock" and his response was just quoting this image verbatim
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Are you out of your damn mind? Ron DeSantis is the reason Florida isn't currently undergoing Texasification. Had it not been for him, Republicans would have lost there just like they did in Texas, Ohio, Iowa, South Carolina, and even Kansas.
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What would you rather have?:
A: 1kg of gold, delivered within two weeks.
B: 500t of solidified septic tank scum, delivered within 15 minutes.
Steam generates 3x the revenue of Roblox while Roblox has up to 1000x more games released per day than Steam. Yet Roblox games releases in seconds via an automated review system and Steam takes weeks.
The problem is not AI games increasing the number of Steam reviews. This is bullshit being sold to you. The problem is Steam is derelict of its duty.
Roblox has invested billions into app review process. When you build a product your assets are uploaded into the system as you are building, so you don't get some sudden rejection at the time of release. They have spent a lot of money on R&D and AI systems that analyze and detect problematic content, and also have appeal systems.
Valve takes 30% from you as a developer but has spent nothing to invest into the systems required to handle content reviews. Absolutely shameful.
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“Harry, you shouldn’t have done it. You heard Slughorn. It’s illegal.”
“What are you going to do, turn us in?” Ron demanded.
“What are you two talking about?” Harry asked, turning away to hang up his robes so they wouldn’t see him grinning.
“You spiked Ron’s juice with Felix Felicis!” Hermione said shrilly. “That’s why everything went right! Slytherin had players missing, and Ron saved everything!”
Harry’s grin faded. “Yeah? And what you did wasn’t illegal? Grow up, Hermione, and stop being so selfish.”
Hermione froze. “What are you talking about?”
Harry pulled the small bottle of Felix Felicis from his pocket. It was full and sealed.
“I believed in Ron. I didn’t spike his drink. I tricked him into thinking I did. That’s all. I knew he could do it if he just got out of his own head. But you? You never believed in him, did you?”
Hermione looked affronted, but Harry kept going.
“You were so sure he’d mess it up that you had to Confund Cormac. You messed with his head just so Ron could win.”
Hermione flushed, but Harry wasn’t finished.
“You always act like you know better than everyone else. If it’s you doing it, it’s fine. If it’s me, suddenly it’s a moral crisis. You never even gave Ron a chance. I believed in him when you didn’t.”
“That’s not fair,” Hermione whispered.
“No, what’s not fair is you thinking it’s okay to mess with Cormac’s chances because you didn’t believe Ron could win on his own. You were willing to cheat just to make sure he didn’t embarrass himself. Newsflash, Hermione: not believing in your friend and sabotaging his competition isn’t loyalty.”
Hermione’s eyes grew glassy. Ron stared at her, stunned.
Harry shoved the bottle back into his pocket. “Next time, just try trusting him. He’s your friend too.”
He walked toward the dormitory. Ron glanced between Hermione and Harry before following, leaving Hermione alone in the common room, trying to process what had just happened.
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This guy thinks the Anakin memes are about young men throwing their lot in with Authoritarianism while simultaneously thinking he totally gets it.
Of course he doesn't.
Here's what the Anakin meme is about:
It's about murdering the everliving hell out of everything that puts up the thinnest shred of resistance to the hard reset of a system so unfathomably corrupt that it couldn't prevent the enslavement of a boy's mother, but could work with with ruthless efficiency to ensure he himself could do nothing about it.
A system that did everything it possibly could to hold him back, hold him down, break his spirit, even as he himself was expected to do everything he could, even sacrifice his life, to protect and support it.
We're at the stage where the Gen Z men are conveying in the language they are most familiar with that they are preparing themselves, psychologically, for wholesale slaughter.
That's what the Anakin meme is about.
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Republicans were handed a trifecta and a mandate in 2024, yet Congress, specifically the Senate, did nothing but undermine President Trump and leave him to govern via temporary executive orders that ended up in protracted legal battles with activist judges that were never held to account.
John Thune allowed over 100 critical House-passed bills to die in the Senate because he refused to nuke the filibuster, something every Democrat has said they’ll do if they take back control.
Republican voters begged for 2 years to get any type of election integrity legislation passed, and John Thune refused.
Chuck Grassley refused to get rid of blue slips to get all of Trump’s judicial nominees confirmed, but had plenty of time to upload videos of himself at Dairy Queen.
Less than 20% of Trump’s EO’s were codified into law.
This was the LEAST productive Congress in history, taking 364 days off.
Why would Republican voters feel inspired to go out and vote for people who literally do nothing with the power given to them?
Wow when a Republican actually runs on the issues that matter to his consituents, he wins
Apparently importing infinity third worlders and shaming young men for not being billionaires is a bad play
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Too bad you impeached no judges.
Too bad you didn't strongarm the Senate into passing The Save Act.
Too bad the @GOP pushed to stop ICE Mass Deportations.
Whoah, they had results but lpst their funding anyway? It wasn't the LSD and Dolphin Handjobs, was it?
I'm rewatching the Harry Potter movies and reached Order of the Phoenix.
Props to Umbridge's actress; 37 minutes in and she's had 3 scenes, each one more infuriating than the last (exactly as her character is intended to be read!)
Umbridge is so hateable it's delicious.
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Hot take: KOTOR 2 is so memorable, in part, because it’s the rare piece of Star Wars media that renders the “dark side of the Force” as metaphysical privation rather than simply desire/passion
