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I don’t trust anyone who has a Union Jack flagpole in their garden. Join a Union.

I live by the sea.
Joined February 2009
I wish that was him walking back in
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So City are to be relegated to the Championship as punishment? Talk about patronising. What are we twenty odd places below, Devil's fucking Island? We don't want them. Moping about like they're in an open prison. Fuck em off to non-league.
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Replying to @ftersuns
Not really. You're American and she isn't a wrestler or a porn star so don't worry about it. Carry on in your perpetual bewildered ignorance while your empire eats itself.
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I love when twots start in on the RNLI and donations soar as a result.
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Congrats to my sister on having this timely letter to the editor of the New York Times published today
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Dolly had this "no shit, Sherlock" approach to social issues that used to be very ingrained in the country star archetype. like, always admitting she doesn't know everything, but wanting to get it right and not taking any shit at the same time. may we all be so humble
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Paddy McGuinness is just a horrible presenter in Radio 2. It’s like being made to sit next to the thick ‘bad lad’ in class.
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Lesbob retweeted
Where no mushroom has gone before.
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No matter how many times I listen to this, I cannot get over how incredible this sounds live!💞
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You never see Jason King and Farage in the same room do you..
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When learning the English language, remember this simple rule: I before E except after C, unless your foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.
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My day instantly got better after watching this
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A carpenter living on the third floor built an amazing setup so his cat could easily climb down from the third floor and go outside to explore freely 😍❤️
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Lesbob retweeted
Taylor Swift only getting married at Madison Square Garden because Sunderland’s Crowtree Leisure Centre is booked for 5-a-side from 8 till 9pm.
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Very hard signature.
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how did I not know about this until now
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Puppy sitting
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Replying to @RobertJenrick
Its disgusting Robert. I know of one household that gets £5m.
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