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Joined April 2010
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This is amateur hour. As a San Francisco landlord, I simply require my tenants to sign over power of attorney as a stipulation of the lease. It’s called leverage. They hang paintings and put holes in my walls? I liquidate their assets.
Stopped charging security deposits years ago. Best decision I made as a landlord. Here's the math on 100 units. Security deposit of $2,000 each. 10 tenants do $4,000 of damage. That's $40,000. You only have $20,000 of their deposits. You eat the other $20,000. And you hand the other 90 deposits back. Now charge a $1,000 move-in fee instead. Not refundable. You collect $100,000. It's yours. Same 10 tenants. Same $40,000 of damage. You still keep $60,000. That's an $80,000 swing. And tenants like it better because they need half the cash to move in. The really aggressive players are starting to charge both. But i think that’s overkill.
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Replying to @loomdoop
a cafe where the baristas are behind order screens is such a cursed anti-community concept that only AI chuds could come up with it
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17m is his peak capital, 650m is recycled volume. Measured against the former, his profit is 71%. A 1.86% edge per bet turned over about 38 times in 7 months outperforms the S&P 500 by about four times. It’s an amazing compounded return, man.
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I’d be killed but I understand that it’d be worth it.
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The Lowdown is a criminally under appreciated series considering the lack of discourse it gets. It’s gonna be a stone-cold classic in a decade.
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Linus Fairing retweeted
I think our data & politics team is among the best in the biz, & today's piece is an example why: a network map of San Francisco's interconnected, billionaire-backed groups, politicos & more. Gobs of money & a new class of donors that Lurie has brought in—explore it all below.
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it’s crazy france never had a riot or a protest until a muslim or black person showed up into their peaceful cities that have never before known conflict
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Yeah, read something that isn’t slop like Joyce, Pynchon, Faulkner, etc.
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Replying to @loomdoop
Same energy as Google making their motto "Don't be evil."
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I enjoyed OCR's novels when I was a kid, but it was definitely no surprise to me really when it turned out he was a weird right-wing mormon freak. certainly a better writer than jk rowling though.
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Replying to @StasiBoots
I've been making out like a bandit on oil, now I'm thinking of switching to VIX call options for next year because of the ever increasing feeling of unease that things will begin to unravel very fast very soon lol
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Replying to @LeeHepner
They have these bigger budgets partly because the actors get paid up front rather than a percentage of the box office, & bad because either a studio was going to shelve it or it was designed to be second screen entertainment with no conflict for people scrolling on their phones.
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Replying to @RadRadDoc
I wrote this.
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Replying to @CantEverDie
my theater in san francisco clapped lmao
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Emma Camp aka Temu Bari Weiss
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Replying to @kscottz
Crazy how everyone one of these guys runs yet another slop AI company that can’t possibly be making any revenue. I can’t wait for this bubble to burst. Y Combinator going bankrupt will be an incredible net positive for the world.
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Ah when it’s a white cop murdering his entire family, it’s a behavioral health challenge. I’m imagining similar grace from Dorsey had this news story been about an undocumented person.
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Replying to @redlettermedia
Post your Digger review, you cowards.
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Replying to @StasiBoots
All jokes aside, PSA to go see it before it leaves the theater.
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