The List (@ListComesForAll) header
The List (@ListComesForAll) profile picture

Tweets so bad they deserve to be ranked on a list (est. 2019)

Joined November 2021
Photo by The List (@ListComesForAll)Photo by The List (@ListComesForAll)Photo by The List (@ListComesForAll)Photo by The List (@ListComesForAll)Photo by The List (@ListComesForAll)Photo by The List (@ListComesForAll)Photo by The List (@ListComesForAll)Photo by The List (@ListComesForAll)Photo by The List (@ListComesForAll)Photo by The List (@ListComesForAll)
Took a while, but The List works
Rep. Ilhan Omar's phone seized by feds during DHS raid tied to potential immigration fraud trib.al/gZcOgk4
27
38
2
1,441
279,194
Read Zohran Mamdani's Oct. 7 statement all the way through. One paragraph for the victims. The rest for 'genocide,' 'apartheid,' and 'complicity.' He's on The List. ✍️✍️✍️
This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss. The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes. Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment. To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity.
8
17
135
5,404
✍️✍️✍️
To some, Chris Hansen of “To Catch a Predator” is an overzealous TV hack, thrilled to ruin the lives of people who never so much as touched a child. To fans of TruBlu, his online crime-themed network, Hansen is a crusader against evil. wapo.st/4iMNWkR
16
28
7
221
55,993
“A Gay of the Seven Kingdoms”
1
25
2,979
Does… does this mean the List is making a comeback in 2026??
As Bluesky userbase trends down it seems like its denizens are finding its way back here, and I've had a notable uptick in left-wing trolling, which at least makes a nice change from the right-wing trolls.
50
29
3
827
62,932
Should I come back to Twitter/X?
32%Yes
15%No
53%This poll means I’m back
5,007 votes • Final results
75
24
7
137
65,222
Habibis!! Last chance to get in on the Habibi March madness bracket with me and @SirajAHashmi DM me or @Nonethewiser85 from OH for more details on the buy ins… preferably Spam DM Carl from OH tournament.fantasysports.yah…
4
10
4,630
Habibis we have a very special episode of HPH tonight with guest Chaya Raichik of @libsoftiktok. Link to the episode in bio.
7
9
1
120
50,930
1
8
89
11,821
PLOT TWIST I have been betrayed worse than any anime plot... i have been bamboozeled.... the islamophobia
Habibis the local link for part 2 of the waxxing is here! Use promo CODE "REUNITED93" to watch me write my name on Siraj's chest. habibibros.locals.com/post/5…
10
4
2
42
51,490
Habibis, as commissioner, I can not let this stand. The fact that someone backed out of a bet can not go unpunished. There will be hell to pay.
PLOT TWIST I have been betrayed worse than any anime plot... i have been bamboozeled.... the islamophobia
2
5
29
14,884
Habibis the local link for part 2 of the waxxing is here! Use promo CODE "REUNITED93" to watch me write my name on Siraj's chest. habibibros.locals.com/post/5…
2
6
1
17
33,803
Habibis join us for the 1st anally Habibi Bowl 69 Purdy takes on the demons lead by Taylor Swift. There will be pizza rolls, pigs in blankets oh.... AND SIRAJ GETTING HIS CHEST WAXXED! You do not want to miss it... there will be crying. habibibros.locals.com/post/5…
3
5
2
26
12,469