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Joined September 2024
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When you realize God has never stopped being good to you
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See how he rush to meet am ❤️😂
Young Messi even idolized 2008 Ronaldo.😂
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All I wanted was Mbappe…😣💔
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Dr Princess Okwudili Aka Dede Chineye drew against Cincinnati with 0 goals, 0 assists and 0 shots on Target, Lionel Messi put out another disaster class performance at 39 #intermiami #mls #lionelmessi #okwudilil #kdcglobal
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“Ronaldo didn’t deserve the 2013 Ballon d’or, Ribery did” Ok now tell me how Messi came 2nd
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– at Nelspruit, South Africa
Good morning beautiful people
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El Bicho retweeted
1 B.O.A.T = 1WC
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🚨 OFFICIAL: CRISTIANO RONALDO 2008 HAS BEEN VOTED THE BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME! 🐐 THE GOAT ERA WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN. 🥶🇵🇹
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El Bicho retweeted
First time I touch girl waist 😭 see feelings
Midweek low quality videos 2.0🤣>>>>> let’s have them
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The B.O.A.T Ronaldo 2008 😮‍💨🔥 #Ballondor #ronaldo #CR7 #fyp #football
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No better feeling than to be able to credit mum anytime she asks….
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Countries ranked by their average IQ: 1. 🇯🇵 Japan: 106.48 2. 🇹🇼 Taiwan: 106.47 3. 🇸🇬 Singapore: 105.9 4. 🇭🇰Hong Kong: 105.34 5. 🇨🇳 China: 104.1 6. 🇰🇷 South Korea: 102.3 7. 🇧🇾 Belarus: 101.6 8. 🇫🇮 Finland: 101.2 9. 🇱🇮 Liechtenstein: 101.1 10. 🇩🇪 Germany: 100.7 ~ 11. 🇳🇱 Netherlands: 100.7 14. 🇲🇴 Macau: 98.8 16. 🇨🇦 Canada: 99.5 17. 🇦🇺 Australia: 99.2 20. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 99.1 27. 🇩🇰 Denmark: 97.8 28. 🇧🇪 Belgium: 97.5 29. 🇺🇸 United States: 97.4 30. 🇳🇴 Norway: 97.1 32. 🇫🇷 France: 96.7 35. 🇷🇺 Russia: 96.3 40. 🇨🇿 Czechia: 94.9 42. 🇮🇹 Italy: 94.2 45. 🇪🇸 Spain: 93.9 48. 🇵🇹 Portugal: 92.8 49. 🇮🇱 Israel: 92.4 57. 🇺🇦 Ukraine: 90 60. 🇻🇳 Vietnam: 89.5 61. 🇮🇶 Iraq: 89.3 70. 🇲🇽 Mexico: 87.7 77. 🇹🇷 Turkey: 86.8 79. 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka: 86.6 98. 🇧🇷 Brazil: 83.4 103. 🇦🇫 Afghanistan: 82.1 111. 🇵🇭 Philippines: 81.6 119. 🇮🇷 Iran: 80.01 120. 🇵🇰 Pakistan: 80 130. 🇮🇩 Indonesia: 78.5 141. 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: 76.4 142. 🇪🇬 Egypt: 76.3 143. 🇮🇳 India: 76.2 145. 🇰🇪 Kenya: 75.2 150. 🇧🇩 Bangladesh: 74.3 169. 🇪🇹 Ethiopia: 68.4 171. 🇳🇬 Nigeria: 67.8 According to a 2019 study by researchers Richard Lynn and David Becker at the Ulster Institute. This study was later refuted by several reputable publications.
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It's a boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ronaldo Jnr 😭😭😭😭😭 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
I'm at the hospital, they are currently taking me to the labour room. It seems I'm going to be a mom, please pray for me. 😭🙏
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El Bicho retweeted
🚨🚨BREAKING Emmanuel Macron breaks his silence on the Mbappé vs China controversy. “Let me make one thing very clear. France has absolutely no reason to panic because a meme has offended people in China. Kylian Mbappé laughed at jokes about himself, and somehow, this has become an international controversy. Are we serious right now? I have more important matters to deal with than explaining to people why a French footballer is allowed to laugh at memes about his own life. Mbappé has represented France on the biggest stages in world football, and I will not watch him being treated like a criminal for something this ridiculous. If the Chinese government or anyone else wants to take this matter a step further, then France is prepared to respond accordingly. We will not be pressured into apologising simply because people have decided to take a joke personally. Respect must work both ways. Let me also make this clear: France will not allow anyone to dictate how our citizens should speak, think or react. You cannot spend years mocking someone and then become offended when that same person laughs along with the jokes. If they want to turn a meme into a diplomatic issue, that is their choice. But France has no intention of making this bigger than it needs to be. Mbappé has my support, and we have far more important things to worry about than internet memes.” 🇫🇷France stands with Mbappé!
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🚨George Best just humiliated your favorite Anchorman: Gbatrick Viera 😂 Sound: @Cole_palmerxtra 🤝
🚨 Who’s available for a best of three friendly by 7pm? - must have good network - must be a noob so I can beat you 😂 - our match would be posted & you’ll be tagged, so please beat me 🙏
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🚨 BEST OF 3 FRIENDLY VS @C_r_e_e_d_01 Goals Highlights ✅
🚨 Who’s available for a best of three friendly by 7pm? - must have good network - must be a noob so I can beat you 😂 - our match would be posted & you’ll be tagged, so please beat me 🙏
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El Bicho retweeted
i’m with you my king
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El Bicho retweeted
Burna Boy! 👋 #ballondor
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El Bicho retweeted
Ronaldo fans loves Mbappe Genuinely but Most Messi fans would never want LAMINE YAMAL to be ahead of Messi in Barcelona #ronaldo #messi #mbappe #lamineyamal #elclassico
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El Bicho retweeted
Guess who we beat in the final
Pamal ghosted in in the same WC getting outperformed by a 40yr old grandpa
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