London

#skol Vikings day! #theloon

Everything is great

This one decides it please don’t let me down. Which one is better?

My bench hurts my stomach

What’s the PayPal 😞@shellystrick4L

Someone is uncircumcised in this picture who is it

Going forward, all pants I wear will fit a subway foot long sub in the pocket

Yeah so what if I bought a month of Amazon music just to listen to Garth brooks greatest hits

Why would anyone listen to the opinions of someone who made the poor decision to drink and drive….

Just walked into my apartment building and someone is listening to Soulja boy - crank that on volume 11 and yes I Superman’d that hoe as I walked by

The guy in front of me had his card declined for a Gatorade at speedway and I told him no big deal I got you and bought it for him and he gave me a hug and told me there is good people left in the world. It’s the little things that makes this world go round

You wondering why you aren’t getting girls? Probably cause you don’t have one of these bad boys

If I go to someone’s house and the toilet paper is the same quality as a speedway gas station, I am going to assume the worst #imout

These were the days

I’ve been working on a children’s book let me know what you think