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You make me want to listen to music again! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 Java is forever in my heart 🐾

Central coast, CA
Joined July 2009
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
What I hear: “Fuck you and your problems lady. Time to make one of my signature jokes. And by signature joke, I mean an awkward statement that punches down and belittles working people that makes no sense.”
Q: How do you expect us to start families young when the average price of a home feels out of reach? JD VANCE: I want to point out that I've only gotten one question about Jon Husted's ass
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
Trump is reportedly planning to restart war with Iran after the election. Some of us have been briefed on the war plan. And while I cannot disclose any details, I can say this: the plan is insane. It will not achieve objectives and will set off a new cycle of escalation.
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
Between the “shove the ballroom up your ass” guy and “closest I’ll get to seeing a cult up close” we really are sending our best
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
Vivek Ramaswamy just pulled down his sick ad. These MAGA extremists are on the run. Keep. The. Pressure. On.
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: After making it a FELONY to illegally seize ballots, Gavin Newsom is PRE-DEPLOYING election lawyers to key California battleground districts to monitor vote counting and prevent Trump interference.
A warning to Donald Trump: I’m deploying election lawyers to key battleground districts in California to protect every vote. And I just made it a FELONY to illegally seize ballots.
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Hey @potus, found some REAL VOTER FRAUD right here! Waiting for that $1M reward.
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
🚨 ONE DAY after reporting Greg Abbott team had secret Big Tech meeting to "remove roadblocks" for more data centers in Texas, @politico now reports he's accepted millions more in donations from data center interests, including $5 million from Elon Musk. politico.com/news/2026/10/27…
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
TRUMP: “Have you seen the crowd outside? 22,000 people watching. We love you out there. They’re watching the Jumbotrons.” 📌 The entire population of Corinth, Mississippi, is approximately 14,000 people. The man can’t even lie right.
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
Elon Musk has spent more money influencing elections in the last two years than George Soros has spent in his entire life
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
Congratulations to Big Oil on their very successful, record-profits presidency.
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
Trump’s DOJ is so desperate to invent “widespread voter fraud,” it sent California counties lists of people who NEVER voted — and voters from the WRONG COUNTY. Absolute clown show!
Trump’s DOJ is unserious — making unserious claims and seeking fear-mongering headlines.
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
Ronan Farrow reported in 2023 that the Pentagon signed a SpaceX contract to keep Musk from being able to cut off Ukraine’s battlefield connectivity at will. Colin Kahl described it as a way to lock in service so Musk couldn’t just flip the switch. WSJ now reports U.S. officials say Musk ordered the Oct. 14 Starshield slowdown anyway, after speaking with Trump. If that reporting holds, the guardrail didn’t hold.
1/3 Musk ordered last week's slowdown of Starshield, which Ukraine fights on, after talking with Trump, per @WSJ. In '23 the Pentagon signed a contract with SpaceX to “prevent Musk from turning off the switch," per fmr Under Sec of Defense Colin Kahl. newyorker.com/magazine/2023/…
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
US energy company execs have resigned in disgust as the Trump family is caught secretly expediting the funneling of $25 billion from a sanctioned Russian energy giant in exchange for allowing Russians to obtain a natural gas project in Alaska. According to investigations by The New York Times and Financial Times, Russia's Novatek allegedly concealed its financial involvement in the American project through a UAE-linked intermediary. Gentry Beach, a longtime Trump ally and close friend of Donald Trump Jr., signed an agreement with Novatek to pursue natural gas development in Alaska. Reuters documented the arrangement in February. Meanwhile, Vladimir Putin discussed this cooperation on the Alaska energy project with Trump's representatives, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, during negotiations involving Russia and Ukraine. The controversy deepened when Polar Train LNG's CEO, Joel Riddle, raised concerns about concealed Russian financing and possible sanctions violations. He departed in September, followed by other senior executives. The Financial Times also described discussions about a potential arrangement under which Novatek would provide technology for the Alaska project in exchange for sanctions relief benefiting its Arctic LNG 2 development in Siberia. According to The New York Times, Riddle and two other departing executives warned the Trump administration about the Russian financing and urged officials to investigate. The White House maintains that the project was mentioned only briefly and that no detailed discussions took place. There is no established evidence that Kushner or Witkoff knew about the allegedly concealed financing. Polar Train LNG denies wrongdoing. The central question is how a sanctioned Russian energy company became involved in a major American energy venture while Putin was discussing potential economic cooperation with Trump's representatives and a longtime Trump family associate was pursuing a separate agreement with the same Russian company. Selling Alaska to the Russians or selling Ukraine to the Russians - to the Trump family it's all the same. ft.com/content/e9cfbfbb-e65a…
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
Mark Zuckerberg’s threat to leave CA if voters approve a 5% billionaire wealth tax was a bluff. He’s not alone. Since Prop 40 was filed, CA gained 32 billionaires & billionaires in CA got $381 billion richer. Yes. It’s time for a billionaire wealth tax. It starts in California.
This is huge. A just-released SEC filing makes an extraordinary revelation: Mark Zuckerberg is getting ready to pay California’s 5% billionaire wealth tax and has signed an agreement to remain in California for 8 years. We are witnessing a global turning point unfold before our eyes. 🧵
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
Guy who has complained about George Soros for years has given 4x more than George Soros ever gave in a single cycle, the largest amount spent on a single election by an individual in history
🔴 News - Elon Musk donated another $76 million to support Republicans, raising his total contributions this cycle to over $442 million
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If Epstein were alive today, he would not only be pardoned by Trump. He'd be in Trump's cabinet, at every dinner and making billions off the White House.
Trump claims that Vivek Ramaswamy called him to ask if he should pull his vile ad off the air, and "I said, you gotta ride with it!"
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
This is going to fall apart. They’re trying to intimidate voters. Trump’s DOJ is accusing states of registering thousands of noncitizens to vote. There’s just one problem. Their own evidence is blowing up in their faces. In Nevada, they claimed 16,000 noncitizens were registered. Then they produced just 185 names. Nevada checked every single one. All 185 were U.S. citizens. California is already finding similar problems, including people born right here in America.
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Lori 🦋 🌊 retweeted
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: MeidasTouch has obtained dozens of NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN photos and videos revealing devastating damage to U.S. military bases from Trump's Iran war. Troops and military families are breaking their silence, describing being abandoned by their own government. “It’s so much worse than people realize.” meidasnews.com/news/so-much-…
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Did the Trump Administration cook the jobs books?
When first reported, 2025’s jobs reports added up to 1.2 million new jobs. After revisions, the economy added just 116,000 — 90% less.
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THIS IS CODE RED !! Trump’s politicized DOJ is now saying out loud that they may interfere in the election in a desperate, unprecedented, and completely unAmerican and anti-democratic attempt to keep Trump and MAGA in power.
🚨🚨🚨 Q: Is there any scenario in which DOJ would try to block states from certifying the election? AG TODD BLANCHE: Yes, of course. It is not DOJ's intention to improperly interfere with elections or the state certification process, but ...
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