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Probably some sort of disaster cryptid. She/her.

Wellington City, New Zealand
Joined March 2014
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Good morning. My options are to pay this much to arrive at work (which provides emergency services) on time or to be an hour late because @metlinkwgtn's bus replacement was early, and I missed it. How is everyone else?
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Another Sunday of @metlinkwgtn's bus replacement for the train being twenty minutes late despite being the only vehicle on the road.
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Driver turned off the Snapper reader before we got to the station. Dragged another Metlink staff member on to answer questions about whether we'd be charged, because he had no idea. Other guy said we wouldn't. This is incorrect.
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I MIGHT have been on time to work if not for this but the time they spent arguing made me miss my bus.
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Anyway, this is why it is morally correct to steal from the supermarket
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My train was late, which meant I got to the bus stop just in time for the driver to wave at me through a closed door while he waited for his light to turn green before driving off. @metlinkwgtn, sort your shit out.
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Replying to @metlinkwgtn
@metlinkwgtn I tagged on for a trip that I was unable to take this morning as the train that arrived was so crowded that no one was allowed on. No matter how many times I tried to tag off I received a 'fare already paid' message.
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I will now be charged for not tagging off. I imagine this is an issue for quite a few commuters; what are your plans for addressing this?
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Replying to @metlinkwgtn
@metlinkwgtn I realise that the speed restrictions aren't your fault but a train just showed up at Tawa 40 minutes after the updated timetable indicated, already so unsafely crowded that no one was allowed on.
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We're paying for a service; you have the capacity to add more cars to your trains or provide bus replacements. You need to do better.
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twitter should add a feature where it shows if your tweet was viewed by elon musk when you call him a piece of shit
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Our safe word is "tribunal"
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the world's richest man just banned cartoonist Jeph Jacques from Twitter for making fun of him
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weird how elon keeps engaging in friendly banter with fascists and white supremacists
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elon musk’s twitter journey is very jack skellington trying to do christmas
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when you say you wouldn’t “wish X on my greatest enemy” all I hear is that you are too craven and stolid to be of any use to me in psychic warfare. this is baby stuff to me. i am rotating infinite punishments for my enemies in my mind (3D) and it’s working
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dracula daily, which emails parts of the 1897 novel as they happen in the story, has effectively turned half of tumblr into a massive book club. you just don't get stuff like this on twitter.
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If your boyfriend or husband supports banning abortion, leave him. Seriously. Leave him today. You have no idea what he’s willing to do to you behind closed doors and against your will if he’s willing to admit that publicly. Leave him. Protect yourself.
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