Ex-journalist, author and The Krankies official biographer (new edition https://xitter.cf/t.co/f6yslEPBAs)

Glasgow
Joined February 2009
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They probably couldn’t understand your accent.
Today I was denied entry into the West Bank, alongside other parliamentary colleagues from across Europe as part of a @ProgIntl delegation. We were held for 8 hours, interrogated and ultimately prevented from crossing the border. I came to stand alongside Palestinians being attacked for harvesting olives on their own land. Instead, we were turned away, with no reason given. More than ever, Palestinians are being subject to terror and violence by the IDF and illegal settlers. Increased blockades, demolitions and unthinkable violence have become the norm for Palestinians in the West Bank. It is more important now than ever that we bear witness and show our solidarity. But we were prevented from doing so. I will continue to do everything I can to apply pressure on the Netanyahu government, and those responsible for the persecution and genocide of the Palestinian people.
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Probably because it’s a landline….
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Kane deserved the Ballon d’Or for this goal alone 😭😭
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I submitted my buyout resignation to Microsoft today. They rejected it. Not because I’m so valuable. But because I don’t work at Microsoft.
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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The moment Harry Kane recreated the bundesliga logo He’s really a worthy Ballon d’Or winner 🥇
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Entrepreneurship is alive and well.
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Level of surprise Nigella says there isn't enough salt in something #GBBO
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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как креативно пересекать финишную черту наглядное пособие от гонщиков наскар
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Air Transat's dramatic landing in Glasgow during Storm Boelo i.stv.tv/4zfGR1E
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The absolute arrogance of SNP politicians playing international stateswoman while Scotland falls apart is staggering. You flew thousands of miles just to “bear witness” and ended up achieving nothing but being “prevented from crossing the border”. You are not a sovereign foreign minister; you are a devolved politician whose party presides over a £22.8bn deficit, record drug deaths, and a collapsing NHS. The Israeli government does not care about your “pressure”. Get on a flight home and do the actual job Scottish taxpayers pay you to do.
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Reform MSP quitting party sparks debate over free-thinking MSPs and the Holyrood "list" system. But the Scottish Parliament has a growing problem (of its own making) with relevance, despite its significant powers. Column⬇️ thescottishsun.co.uk/news/16…
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I have called on Susie McCabe to fuck off down a fucking well.
NEW: Susie McCabe has called on women in comedy to 'record and expose' inappropriate behaviour by male comedians It comes after saying she was inundated with messages following the backlash surrounding Vittorio Angelone's rape 'joke'
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This was the theme park for us kids in the 80s.
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I’m not spunking 11 quid on that.
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£4.30 for lamb kofte and chips at Wrexham. Can't fault the price. The presentation, on the other hand, needs a serious rethink.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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As many of you know ,I do portraits on commission, I'm taking bookings for Christmas, book early to avoid disappointment
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My granny went to hug me this evening without asking. Safe to say she won’t be doing that again, dirty aul nonce.
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