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MJ

@MJ_Still_

Race: Human • Travel & Food Enthusiast • Linguistics & Behavior Analyst • Book Devourer • Dragon Aficionado • Your Dog’s Agent/Representative

Joined September 2023
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My adult child is sick so I busted out 16 cups of homemade broth. Idc that she can make her own soup. I’m her mom and she wants my homemade soup Just because she’s an adult doesn’t mean she doesn’t occasionally need her mom I’m gonna ride this wave for the rest of the day
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This is not the best pic because I used blue jars. These are going to be half-sour pickles, in a couple of days I didn’t have weights to keep the cucumbers under the brine so I used these little bowls Special thanks to: @NE_CoastalQueen
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I shouldn’t have to perform an action because you can’t control yourself
Ami or Hell (@HellcatAmi) profile pictureAmi or Hell@HellcatAmiOct 28
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Why don’t you block her?
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Me giving you the side eye and tapping my foot, waiting on you to stop your BS
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Maybe tomorrow I'll wake up with more optimism for the human species.
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*psychiatrist
pingu (@pingu4ll) profile picturepingu
@pingu4llOct 26
a tweet a day keeps the doctor away
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She is so mentally unhinged
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It’s who you are off-line that fucking matters
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Here we go again… Ami, STOP harassing me! The only thing I ever did to you is tell you exactly what I thought of you. I never went offline, doxxed, or any of the other shit you go banging on about. This was done AFTER you came for my friends & me LEAVE ME ALONE GO AWAY SHOO
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Recent bargains: -12 quad rolls of Charmin for $6.47 -5ish lbs of chicken breast for $1.99 lb -5ish lbs of chicken thighs for $1.55 lb Yes, they’re family packs of chicken. I portion them out and vacuum seal them
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I'm in my "cool if it happens, fine if it doesn't" era.
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Happy to say I was an important part of this analysis ☺️
Fuckin’ Princess (@8WithaTiara) profile pictureFuckin’ Princess
@8WithaTiaraOct 23
I conducted a thorough review of my personality. Strengths: Funny as fuck. Loyal as fuck. Excellent in a crisis. Areas for improvement: Impulse control. Patience. Appropriate reactions. Management concerns: Mouth. Attitude. General lack of supervision. Corrective action: None planned. After careful consideration, we've determined that fixing me would negatively impact entertainment value. My contract has been renewed☑️
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Shh 🤫 he’s sleepin and snorin. He was sick yesterday, so he’ll be extra sleepy today
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i need my friends to understand that when i say "text me when you get home", there is a tiny woman in a nightdress standing at a lighthouse inside me. she has a candle. she is watching the sea. she will be so worried until your little boat comes in.
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Why did I block you without engaging with you? Well, you see, you had the audacity to chastise me, in a situation you knew nothing about. You barged in with your sour disposition and I decided, I didn’t want to engage with you or see you again I hope this helps Good Day
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I see Krav Maga is trending. I took Krav Maga for years. I have belts in Krav Maga. It’s an efficient, no-holds-barred, street fighting martial art I learned how to defend against guns, knives, choke holds, bear hugs, & so much more 5/5 Do Recommend
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I would like to remind all y’all this Halloween, that as a general rule, don't solve riddles that open portals to Hell.
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I'm a mix of "fuck around and find out, and sweetheart” please don't be mean to me, I will absolutely cry and then replay this shit for three business days Although I’m more likely to cry when someone’s nice to me, compared to if they’re mean to me. So yes, I'm confrontational But I'm also fragile as fuck. Real feral. Real soft. Real inconvenient.
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I’m going to be an expert witness in a court case. My field is behavioral analysis and communication (linguistics). This is exciting!
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I’m not beautiful enough to be a hot mess. I’m more of a tepid disruption with a mind built for intellectual violence and an odd skill set as back up
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