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baseball is an outdated pick for America’s “national pastime” tbh. if we were honest it would be “jacking off” instead
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Today I asked a girl in accounting, a girl in finance, and a girl in HR if they wanted to get drinks after work. The first two said no and the girl in HR spat in my face. Good enough to jack off too later. Two strikeouts and a hit by pitch. Take your base runner.
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