Producer for @LastWeekTonight w/ John Oliver. Statistician for John F. Kennedy High School Varsity Basketball Team 1997-1999.
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The choice today for the United States is as stark as any faced by any nation that struggles with the fragile, ambitious and essential task of self-governance.
If you vote for authoritarianism and oligarchy, you aren't fit to call yourself a citizen of a republic. If you don't vote, same.
Bet Kenan Thompson does awesome on this show. Great performer with a lot of range. Does some good impressions. Wouldn't be surprised if he stays on the cast for years.
The full cast for #SNL Season 52 has been finalized after the departures of Bowen Yang, Chloe Fineman and Martin Herlihy.
• Kenan Thompson
• Colin Jost
• Michael Che
• Mikey Day
• Sarah Sherman
• Marcello Hernández
• Ashley Padilla
• James Austin Johnson
• Andrew Dismukes
• Jane Wickline
• Ben Marshall
• Jeremy Culhane
• Kam Patterson
• Tommy Brennan
• Veronika Slowikowska
• Grace Reiter
• Saidah Belo-Osagie
variety.com/lists/snl-cast-s…
I love that Jimmy Buffett song where he talks about the ocean and being in the sun and down in the islands and everything.
Me, on my son’s first day of 1st grade: “I should memorize that bus number so I’ll know his bus when he gets home”
First day of 2nd grade: “Really gotta memorize that number this year”
First day of 3rd grade: “Seriously this year I do it”
Today: “Ok, for real this is the year”
Just walked past Madison Square Garden. Looks like there’s a Rush concert there tonight. Let me know if you want me to tell your uncle anything for you.
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In 2023, Glen Hansard performed "Fairytale of New York" with Lisa O'Neill and The Pogues at Shane MacGowan's funeral.
Absolutely heartbreaking. My son just turned to me and said, “Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be Greek like Lupita Nyong’o.” I didn’t have the heart to tell him that Lupita Nyong’o isn’t Greek.
Wow Odyssey is so good. When Matt Damon says to cyclops "Do you like apples?" & cyclops is just hanging with his boys but is like fine I'll answer & goes "Yeah I like apples" & Damon's like "I got her number [Helen], how do you like them apples?" And cyclops knows he just got got
It’s cool that when US cities started banning cigarette smoking indoors, it was universally understood that obviously the ban doesn’t apply to Dave Chappelle.
Every World Cup match I watch someone asks where the match is being played and I sound like a fucking expert because nobody else knows that it says the location in the right hand corner.
Found this in an old box. Never too late to get the word out. Solid album. Check it out at your local Tower Records or whenever buy CDs! @guster @bowl_of_worcel
She got fired for that? She was literally chasing what matters.
Woman who emptied Knicks trashcan on street then stole it was DEI exec, worked at JPMorgan Chase trib.al/1pRwssL
