Producer for @LastWeekTonight w/ John Oliver. Statistician for John F. Kennedy High School Varsity Basketball Team 1997-1999.
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The choice today for the United States is as stark as any faced by any nation that struggles with the fragile, ambitious and essential task of self-governance.
If you vote for authoritarianism and oligarchy, you aren't fit to call yourself a citizen of a republic. If you don't vote, same.
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In 2023, Glen Hansard performed "Fairytale of New York" with Lisa O'Neill and The Pogues at Shane MacGowan's funeral.
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Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.
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PILGRIM: Thank you for introducing corn to me. This turkey is good, too.
INDIAN: We hunted it. We are hunters and gatherers.
PILGRIM: Excuse me one second; the buckle to my shoe has come undone.
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Here's just a few thoughts ahead of tomorrow...youtube.com/watch?v=tWZAbKU-…
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Shut the fuck up @ksorbs. How fucking dare you respond to me this way you two bit washed up actor. Because I do care about saving lives, I will continue to fight to keep guns out of the hands of those who intend harm. For what it is worth, I support the guardian program in schools. However, as we keep on learning, having armed law enforcement doesn't stop determined shooters. It is assholes like you pushing bullshit like this that cause children like my daughter to become victims of gun violence.
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“I’m balls to the walls for Walz.”
Someone put that on a t-shirt and you’ll make literally $100 billion. Maybe more.
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would give anything to hear tim robinson recite the rfk bear story so here’s some verbatim quotes as i think you should leave characters
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Here’s last night’s story about freight trains, how they’ve put profits over safety and, most importantly, how they go a-chugga-chugga-choo-choo, dingdingdingding: youtu.be/AJ2keSJzYyY
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"All the instances in Jason Aldean's song are just paranoia."
Four-time Grammy winner @JasonIsbell shares his thoughts on country music artist Jason Aldean's controversial song and music video "Try That in a Small Town" with @Morning_Joe. on.msnbc.com/3rN2A2P
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I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.
I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.
HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.
but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.
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I have lost my life’s work. Last night in NYC, I misplaced my journal from DEATH OF A SALESMAN on Broadway. This distillation of all I have ever experienced on my creative journey culminated in this production. A document of all the defining moments of critical self reflection
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In trailers, I love when they cut right in the middle of someone saying "motherfucker." Hell yea I'm gonna see it! Gotta see if they say it!
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This time next week we’ll only all be talking about guns in America if there’s another mass shooting.
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Republicans kept wanting to juxtapose the KBJ hearings to the one for alleged attempted rapist Brett Kavanaugh. So let's do that. Because in the space between you'll find the story of racism and misogyny in America.
My latest in @thenation
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