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Operation Ghostbusters is a nationwide investigation into a large‑scale student‑loan fraud scheme in which criminal actors created fraudulent Federal Student Aid (FAFSA) accounts using stolen U.S. citizen identities to enroll “ghost students” in educational institutions. "This is the first international seizure of its kind in Kenya. If you steal American identities, if you steal taxpayer dollars, if you exploit programs meant to help students build a future — we will find you. Whether you are in Nebraska, New Jersey, Virginia, or Nairobi, we will pursue you." -@AAGMcDonald
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Bathroom sewage backup Clearing a clog with @precision.plumbing.and.drains #oatey #plumbing
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Replying to @Oatey_Co @precision
God bless plumbers. You couldn’t pay me ANYTHING to do this. God i hate feces too
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Grandparenting has a different Constitution. 😂😂😂😂
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As for me, Ruto can do anything he could even arrange for the Second Coming of Christ to take place in Nairobi but after the events of 2024–2025, nothing he does will ever impress or redeem him in my eyes. Umbwa yeye
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What about the killer cop Murangiri? Pole inapeanwa bila justice?
Prof. @makaumutua, Chair of the Panel, and the Panel members paid a visit to Mama Rex Masai in Kayole today, delivering the President's personal apology as well as the State's to the family for their loss. Representatives from the @IPOA_KE and @HakiKNCHR were also present. The visit reaffirmed the importance of justice, healing, national reconciliation, and the ongoing compensation process @paulachar @fokango #CompensationKE, #NationalHealing
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Kenya will pay Ajax and Bayern over ksh 1billion to come open a stadium. We are rich bana although Harambee stars have to strike to get ksh70k per player previous match allowances that weren't paid.
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Algjien sabe porque toda Europa, Estados Unidos y Japon esta diciendole a los ciudadanos que juntes alimentos, linternas medicamentos y agua para 72 horas?
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Why are flights to Qatar and Dubai being cancelled?
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Half the IEBC list is Nigerian names.
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We are paying €5m for the great game. In a country where we don’t have suitable health facilities or schools.
Bayern will receive €5m for the trip to Nairobi, Kenya to play a friendly against Ajax on January 5th. Vincent Kompany approved the trip, which was then handled by Marketing and sales director Rouven Kasper. 'For that kind of money, you have to do it', it was said at Säbener Straße [@mano_bonke]
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Bayern will receive €5m for the trip to Nairobi, Kenya to play a friendly against Ajax on January 5th. Vincent Kompany approved the trip, which was then handled by Marketing and sales director Rouven Kasper. 'For that kind of money, you have to do it', it was said at Säbener Straße [@mano_bonke]
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Things women can do but men can’t
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Guys, since When did u learn that this was a Gospel song?, love the lyrics ❣️ Nze I have just found out
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I don’t care, I will switch back my child.
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The road ahead may be unfamiliar, but it is not unknown to God.
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The High Court has ruled that President William Ruto’s announcements on preferential allocation of affordable housing units to teachers & police officers cannot alter the allocation criteria established under the Affordable Housing Act & its Regulations without a legal basis. Justice Patricia Nyaundi Mande states that the presidential pronouncements made on June 3 & September 13, 2025, had no legal effect in the absence of a statutory framework supporting them. The case was filed by John Maina Ndegwa, Marshalls Tito Ongoya and two other petitioners, who challenged the proposed preferential allocation of housing units to selected groups.
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I’m getting old, if you call me with background noise, I’m hanging up.
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It’s raining guys! Home time!
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We thank God for 148 billion stadium
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