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Fun fat: when I came out to my aunt I accidentally hit her boob and apologized then she said "it's okay! I know you didn't like it!" 🙃

What would be nice is instead of giving streamers a free game + early access to new content + free in game currency. Wouldn’t it be nice that the people who PAID for the game get to test the new features early or get half of the rewards these streamers are given

“The best is yet to come” …is it here yet?

I really need people to ask their boyfriends. When using a public bathroom. Are they putting a toilet paper barrier on the seat? Or are they raw dogging and sitting bare ass on a public toilet??

Left 4 Dead 🥹

I really hate Toronto landlords. Cause wdym you’ll charge back the unit? …can we start charging them back for any inconvenience cause by them? Ex. An elevator being down for 7+ days????

So I’m just now watching all of the marvel movies and this whole time my fave character is black widow…then I went to watch Avengers Endgame…now I’m upset

I’m tired of streamers getting extra early access to games. Like it’s gunna pop up on my feed and ruin parts of the game 🙄 early access should be for EVERYONE

Well that exclusive first look was so trash 💀 #gtavı so it’s GTA 5 just reskinned

I can’t wait for companies to realize you CANT do more with less

At what point do employers realize that 1 person isn’t able to do the role of 12 fucking departments. Like I don’t think I’ve ever been so stressed in my 16 years of being employed

This bicep trend on TikTok really proved to me that I’m 110% gay

God I really wish during senate meetings that they had a fact checker. Some of the things these old fucks are saying - are truly just insane

Oh no. Texas flooded? If only anyone actually cared 😂 byeeeee Texas

I’m one layoff & mental breakdown away from becoming an escort

Not people stressed about pre ordering GTA 6…just buy it a few day before launch. it’ll probably delay again anyways 😂

So like every time team Canada loses or tie’s. They’re gunna give me my taxpayer $ back right? You can’t get paid millions a year AND still lose

I’m so happy that my rent and cost of living gets to increase just so we can spent millions on watching grown men run around for fun

I really got up from a chair today and fucked up my back 😭

My fave thing about pride month is lol the guys in the comments of pride posts being homophobic. Meanwhile half of them are on grindr without profile pictures asking to take back shots 😂

The way this company is going downhill. 9/10 becoming an escort really sounds like an amazing option rn. Someone help a bitch out and give me websites tysm