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I really hate Toronto landlords. Cause wdym you’ll charge back the unit? …can we start charging them back for any inconvenience cause by them? Ex. An elevator being down for 7+ days????

Okay but hear me out. Is this not Ethan but with a face? #ResidentEvilSurvivalUnit

…when you match with someone on tinder and see this 💀 sir…you gay

I know this man didn’t just get this tattoo cause he “beat” a 58 year old legend…

If you read trumps campaign policies on his website…It’s giving…the Simpsons movie

Someone better wish me happy Mother’s Day. Since I gave birth to my child

Just wild that staples has a section for “executive gifts” bitch they make enough to buy their own shit. How about an “employee recognition” category?

My favourite thing to see when a man likes me on any dating sites “straight” …straight for deez nuts bitch

Mentally this is where I’m at

Someone please explain why I woke up singing “YMCA” and now I have the Bob The Builder theme song stuck in my head

14 years of Twitter… damn #MyXAnniversary

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My mom is a true ally

I love seeing these. So far I’ve learned there’s going to be a new: 1. Splinter cell game 2. Red Dead Redemption 3. A game from Respawn and Blizzard …all from job postings

Damn men are wild. Really just out here with your nuts on the floor

Y’all…I just got my haircut 15 minutes ago…no one (or so I thought) has seen it…I was wrong

Very mood of the day