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PGR @ManMetUni. I spend my time writing about movie stars and moaning about Man City 🍌 he/him.

Manchester, England
Joined February 2012
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'we don't lose finals' he says, whilst wearing a bucket hat he got from a final they lost.
"We don't lose finals" Manchester United fans give us their predictions ahead of the Europa League final 👀
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Definitely a Tory or she would of outed them straight away
🚨 NEW: Laura Kuenssberg has revealed a Government Minister may have wanted a threesome with her after she arrived for an interview in his hotel room to find him on the bed shirtless with his partner waiting "It was very uncomfortable"
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They started doing well in the polls so they have to do everything they can to make themselves irrelevant again.
🚨 NEW: Green MP Adrian Ramsay will go public on Sunday to criticise Zack Polanski's leadership and claim the party been taken over by pro-Palestinian activists who have replaced its environmental values
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Honest to God, the best explanation for what’s happening right now is that the Democrats’ Centrist wing is trying to point shave their own nominee because they’re scared an Arab guy campaigning on M4A and calling out AIPAC winning Michigan by 5+% will undermine their influence
WFMD/Fox: Nancy Pelosi calls Mamdani, El-Sayed’s past comments on Israel “concerning” and “wrong” Pelosi on Abdul El-Sayed: El-Sayed: “This new person in Michigan, we’ll see if he gets elected.” Link to article: wfmd.com/2026/10/29/nancy-pe…
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The most braindead person you know is tweeting about how James Acaster has ruined the series #CelebrityTraitors
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Tempted to mute the word “acaster” until you all calm the fuck down
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It’s not a business though is it, it’s a country, pretty simple to know the difference
'If I was running Britain like a business, a lot of people would have been fired.' Is the Chancellor getting too much blame for a bad economy? 'No', says businesswoman Emma Sinclair, 'the wrong man's in the job'.
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so what you're saying is that she would get annihilated in an actual primary?
New - Mayor Democratic primary poll - New York (Jewish Democrats only) 🔵 Jessica Tisch 44% 🔵 Zohran Mamdani 42% Honan Strategy Group - 10/7
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Omg the show is EDITED... WHO CARRRREEEESSSSS!?
I bet that every Producer on the Traitors collectively went "Oh Crap" when they realised the edit showed Romesh already voting for James when he reacted to him saying he was a traitor 🤣 Bet that was a fun WhatsApp group last night.
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I seem to be in the minority here, but I thought the way James Acaster left last night was beautiful and it was perfect for his game.
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It was revealed today in court Republicans sent these letters
WHOA! Texas MOM tells JD Vance her DAUGHTER received a letter telling her TO TRANSITION TO A BOY 🤯 Vice President @JDVance: “Talk to our staff because I’d like the Department of Justice to investigate that.” 🇺🇸🔥
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Why haven't SNL UK posted the Princess in the Tower on YouTube yet? Was my favourite sketch from the last episode.
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Just ignorant isn't it? And he won't delete it because he's taking his shot at the Muslim man.
Poppy day? POPPY DAY? It's Remembrance Day, it's a solemn moment to remember the sacrifices made to preserve our way of life. This is really bad. I'm normally ride or die for our Mayor but calling it 'Poppy Day' is a disgraceful jollification of something so important.
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They might've fucked it lads. Killing Sharon removes the last person from the room where they killed Ross who wasn't a traitor. The faithful should have their lasers set to those three if they're smart. #celeb
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But he's their special lil boy?
Regulation & Discipline update on @Arsenal:
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Might as well cash out playa and take yourself out for a nice steak dinner
It was always the Brewers. Two to go 👀
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reading "the rise and fall of the third reich" on the bus, alternating the whole time between shaking my head and nodding, so people know i disapprove of the rise of the third reich but approve of the fall of the third reich xitter.gq/phosphor_glow/status/2…
was going to turn this book on our shelf around before i remembered why we turned it around in the first place lmao
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Who is this tosser who pays for a blue tick to judge any set of fans. Sunderland's loyalty is proven beyond doubt as is ours. Doesn't need to give an opinion & doesn't need to run an account which offers nothing at all to anyone.
Seen a lot said about Man City's empty seats tonight, but I haven't seen many people mention this embarrassing turnout from Sunderland fans at the Stadium of Light... I get that things have been going badly for them lately, but that is atrocious...
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Wow, native people aren't voting for the "bulldoze all natives for mining companies" guy? Shocking
🇧🇷🗳️ | RESULTADOS EN 106 URNAS DE BRASIL 🔵 Flávio Bolsonaro: 0 votos 🔴 Lula: 14.860 votos 📊 Según un estudio del Paris Group, las urnas están distribuidas por todo Brasil, principalmente en el Norte (65) y el Nordeste (29). También se registraron 6 en el Centro-Oeste, 3 en el Sudeste y 3 en el Sur. 📍 En el estado de Amazonas, se identificaron urnas sin votos para Flávio en 13 municipios.
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Immense respect for the people who paid €1 to enter the obvious Messi vs Ronaldo fanboy contest to vote for Karl-Heinz Rummenigge’s 1981 season
Cristiano Ronaldo's 2008 Ballon d'Or win has been voted the 'Ballon d'Or of All Time' ahead of Lionel Messi in 2012.🏆
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