UTFR ❤️🤍🖤 COYF 🖤🧡 Loves a sandwich.

Joined September 2010
Well of course Bournemouth want Dalot to have the ball. Fucking Donkey!
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Wish Carrick had the balls to put Rashford and Lacey on but I’d have taken a point before the game. Decent week performance wise.
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Who did this 😭😭
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Least inspiring fuckin substitutions ever 🙄
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Leeds away after the international break. Can’t fuckin wait for that one. Odds on that being Carricks last game?
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You knew as soon as Lacey came inside where that fucker was going. Get in lad!
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Fodens mum isn’t gonna like that. Fuckin rat!
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Who knew Stephen Yaxley Lennon is a lying grifting Cnut? 🤷‍♂️ #TheDispatchesDeception
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Alaba 😂 he’s more injury prone than Shaw. You could bet any money if Shaw was injured Alaba would be keeping Shaw company in the physios room.
Is it just me or have Man United missed the most obvious free agent on the market? 🔴 I still can't believe INEOS left Carrick going into the season with Luke Shaw as the only senior left-back. We chased Ait-Nouri and Balde late on deadline day, walked away, and didn't sign anyone. But David Alaba is RIGHT THERE. 2x Champions League winner, can play LB and CB, leader, brilliant technically - exactly the profile Telegraph said United wanted. Yes, I know, 34, injury-hit at Real in the last 3 years. But as a free agent on a one-year deal to cover Shaw and Licha Martinez? For me, it's a no-brainer with zero downside. Would you take him at Old Trafford?
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Never in fuckin doubt that 😂
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Of course it’ll be same again in next summers transfer window but some fans never learn when it comes to cry arsing about a lack of signings 😂
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I’d go further back than any of these and say Steve Bull.
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Well that Half time show was a load of shit until Shakira Shakira came on 😍
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Btw Rooney has been the best pundit across both channels. Doesn’t get involved with hyperbole and definitely not a cheerleader. Spot on about everything tonight.
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Save that tbf from Pickford.
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‘we were on a break’ .. that old chestnut for knowing fuck all about Tielemans 😂
We are back to reporting. We had a good team bonding break. Wow @ManUtd
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Goldbridge is unhappy. I’d says that’s a great start to our transfer window 👍
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Fuck Tuchel and Fuck England. Viva Mexico 🇲🇽
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Fuck me we’re gonna miss Casemiro goals next season 😭
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I’ve got family from Ecuador, living up in the mountains in Cuenca. They’re convinced they are beating Mexico and then England. For them I hope they’re right 😂
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